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« Reply #3375 on: September 29, 2017, 10:05:20 AM » |
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Being the awesome spouse that I am...I even know Patti`s favorite flower....Pillsbury self rising...................
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« Reply #3376 on: September 29, 2017, 10:15:58 AM » |
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I knew it! I knew that someday this topic would blossom!
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« Reply #3377 on: September 29, 2017, 10:36:42 AM » |
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I knew it! I knew that someday this topic would blossom!
Time to deadhead it, before it goes to seed . . .
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"Problems are almost always a sign of progress." Harold Bettes Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . . We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!
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« Reply #3378 on: September 29, 2017, 10:55:43 AM » |
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Deadhead?? You speak german..mate?? 
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« Reply #3379 on: September 29, 2017, 11:02:00 AM » |
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The root of it is that it stems from bad speling and grammer.
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Member of the San Berdoo Roadsters California's most-exclusive roadster club. Celebrating 65th anniversary of racing on the salt.
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« Reply #3380 on: September 29, 2017, 11:16:22 AM » |
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SB has blossomed into quite the comedian today (went out on a limb for that one)
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« Reply #3381 on: September 29, 2017, 11:20:33 AM » |
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I meant to give the bride flowers yesterday...But then I remembered I hadn`t botany...........
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« Reply #3382 on: October 06, 2017, 08:13:00 AM » |
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Know what pigs and ink have in common? They both get put in pens...........
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« Reply #3383 on: October 06, 2017, 08:13:57 AM » |
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And I never said I went to Penn. State...I said I was in the State Pen................. 
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« Reply #3384 on: October 06, 2017, 08:47:09 AM » |
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And I never said I went to Penn. State...I said I was in the State Pen.................  So's the coaching staff . . .
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"Problems are almost always a sign of progress." Harold Bettes Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . . We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!
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« Reply #3385 on: October 06, 2017, 08:49:30 AM » |
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Which brings to mind the title of a book written about the baseball teams of the Marquette Branch (state) Prison here in the old days. Coach Brumm's book was titled "We Only Played Home Games". https://www.amazon.com/Only-Played-Home-Games-Michigans/dp/0971805008
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« Reply #3386 on: October 06, 2017, 08:57:21 AM » |
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Wow, and all this time, I thought the inmates we're playing in Ann Arbor . . . PS - Go Hawkeyes . . .
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« Reply #3387 on: October 06, 2017, 09:21:26 AM » |
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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: Blind man driving. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix. In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels. On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place. On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed. On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout. On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts. In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action. On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push. At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted. In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait. At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills. In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak. And the best one for last
; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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« Reply #3388 on: October 06, 2017, 09:43:44 AM » |
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Old people shut up and let the youngsters wonder where you'd find this saying: "Here I sit, Broken Hearted. Paid a Nickle, Only Farted." 
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« Reply #3389 on: October 06, 2017, 10:27:59 AM » |
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Sign on the door of the Cremation Society:
"Think Outside The Box"
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Regards, Neil Tucson, AZ
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