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« Reply #3360 on: September 15, 2017, 05:23:33 PM »

Ya, but only with  one.

Ron
which led my bride to ponder whether or not that made Chris a ..." Uni-Horn"....She has been around me for far too long........... cheers
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« Reply #3361 on: September 15, 2017, 10:26:48 PM »

Ya, but only with  one.

Ron
which led my bride to ponder whether or not that made Chris a ..." Uni-Horn"....She has been around me for far too long........... cheers

She hasn't talked to Kate.

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« Reply #3362 on: September 22, 2017, 09:22:05 AM »

Never iron a four leaf clover...You wouldn`t want to press your luck.............
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« Reply #3363 on: September 22, 2017, 10:38:18 AM »

Apparently it's bad luck to see your bride before the wedding....

some folks think it's even worse luck if you're still seeing her 5 years after....
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« Reply #3364 on: September 22, 2017, 10:47:30 AM »

OK, after my last post I think I should clarify by stance on marriage....
I was happily married for 3 years.... I felt very lucky to have that many days of happiness with one woman
Unfortunately that marriage lasted for 11 years....  grin





Note to my kids.... this is in the joke thread   rolleyes
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« Reply #3365 on: September 22, 2017, 01:24:53 PM »

25 years for Patti and I on the 26th...She was my birthday gift to me. smiley
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« Reply #3366 on: September 22, 2017, 01:47:54 PM »

Just for you Bob....Love is blind..But marriage is a real eye opener...
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« Reply #3367 on: September 22, 2017, 01:49:30 PM »

It`s hard to lose a wife....D*mn near impossible in fact.... cheers
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« Reply #3368 on: September 22, 2017, 01:54:32 PM »

OK..One more and I`ll stop....Marriage is like a deck of cards..At first, All you need are two hearts and a diamond...Near the end you`ll be wishing for a club and a spade. evil
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« Reply #3369 on: September 22, 2017, 03:26:12 PM »



Today is Kate's and my 16th anniversary.  We've actually been together for about 30.

No joke, today, boys. 

I know I'm the luckiest SOB on the boards.



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« Reply #3370 on: September 22, 2017, 04:47:57 PM »

A friend of mine told me he lost his wife five years ago. He said " Probably should have looked for her."
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« Reply #3371 on: September 29, 2017, 08:09:13 AM »

Which flower sleeps during the afternoon???..The day-zzz
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« Reply #3372 on: September 29, 2017, 08:16:13 AM »

Despite child labor laws, ore kids still produce coal.
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« Reply #3373 on: September 29, 2017, 08:17:28 AM »

Yep - I rose to the occasion . . .
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« Reply #3374 on: September 29, 2017, 09:50:46 AM »

yep you put the petal to the metal on that one Bud.... so hows it growing out there...
find new digs yet?
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