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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3330 on: July 28, 2017, 09:44:58 AM »
Sharp isn't he  :? :?

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Yeah,...But if he were a triangle?? He`d be acute one :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3331 on: July 28, 2017, 01:03:48 PM »
What an obtuse thing to say about a perfectly regular polygon!   :-o :-o :-D :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3332 on: July 28, 2017, 01:17:43 PM »
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach???...Because it was over 90 degrees..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3333 on: August 04, 2017, 08:13:41 AM »
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a Martini...The bartender says .." Olive or twist"??,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3334 on: August 04, 2017, 08:14:48 AM »
Same bartender had a soccer ball enter the bar....He kicked it out................ :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3335 on: August 11, 2017, 08:26:18 AM »
For our friends in Utah.....what do you call a BYU grad. who is single ???   Provo lone
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3336 on: August 11, 2017, 10:41:58 AM »
We need duck jokes Jerry!.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3337 on: August 11, 2017, 10:54:28 AM »
why????   Do they quack you up?? :evil: (I`ll put that one on your bill) :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3338 on: August 11, 2017, 11:00:19 AM »
Just for you Mike...........................How do you get down off a horse???  You don`t..You get down off a duck.........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3339 on: August 11, 2017, 07:23:14 PM »
Just met the bookkeeper for the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra today.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3340 on: August 18, 2017, 07:49:18 AM »
A cowboy rides into town on Friday and 3 days later he leaves on Friday....How did he do that????   His horse was named Friday......................... :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3341 on: August 18, 2017, 07:49:58 AM »
The Nobel Peace Prize....I`d kill for one of those...................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3342 on: August 25, 2017, 08:44:58 AM »
tropical storm`s favorite song???  'Rock you like a hurricane'...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3343 on: August 25, 2017, 03:53:49 PM »
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice. "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
 
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"
 
The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"
 
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
 
The man whispered to her:  "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3344 on: September 01, 2017, 07:50:37 AM »
Looks like it`s just you and I Woody..............Know why the pine tree got in trouble???  It was being knotty............
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