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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3255 on: June 09, 2017, 10:22:54 AM »
I'm stumped.  Should I try to come up with a lame-o egg play on words?  I don't have even an embryo of an idea of what to say next.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3256 on: June 09, 2017, 11:00:38 AM »
I'm stumped.  Should I try to come up with a lame-o egg play on words?  I don't have even an embryo of an idea of what to say next.
Tough going up against a champion egg layer like Jerry.

Just got to pullet out, I guess . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3257 on: June 09, 2017, 11:03:35 AM »
I see you guys will be hatching these all day....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3258 on: June 09, 2017, 11:10:20 AM »
So far nothing to crow about.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3259 on: June 09, 2017, 11:35:46 AM »
Boy, I'm afraid to egg you guys on further.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3260 on: June 09, 2017, 11:43:11 AM »
Boy, I'm afraid to egg you guys on further.
Pete, what eggzactly did you mean by that?  :?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3261 on: June 09, 2017, 12:09:52 PM »
..... And the Eggcitement mounts.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3262 on: June 09, 2017, 12:20:22 PM »
all you Oeufs think you are funny, pretty ego tistical
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3263 on: June 09, 2017, 12:29:33 PM »
don`t like my egg-cellant jokes??? You can always put me on egg-nore..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3264 on: June 09, 2017, 12:31:40 PM »
What'd the German guy that was trying to get the egg's attention as it was running away from him yell out?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3265 on: June 09, 2017, 12:33:28 PM »
The President of Chickens just called and demanded more out-put.....It was an eggs excremant order.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3266 on: June 09, 2017, 01:17:21 PM »
This won't be a long, drawn out, hard-to-understand thread to read tomorrow.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3267 on: June 09, 2017, 01:23:58 PM »
I don't.... looks like it's getting kinda scrambled to me.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3268 on: June 09, 2017, 02:02:39 PM »
Wow...This place is full of comedi-hens.....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3269 on: June 09, 2017, 02:06:06 PM »
Speaking of hens....I had a  15 year old hen that only laid eggs in the winter.....She was no spring chicken..... :cheers:
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