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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3240 on: June 02, 2017, 07:26:07 AM »
No wonder it is always wet in England....The Queen has reigned for decades............................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3241 on: June 02, 2017, 09:40:32 AM »
MM asked:  "...So Slim, when you take Nancy and the crew out as the designated driver, does that make her and her crew the Ale Wives?"

Seriously -- they really do call themselves the Lowe's Ho's, and even have the t-shirts to prove it.  Nothin' subtle about these wenches. :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3242 on: June 02, 2017, 10:53:04 PM »
While we're on the fishing expedition . . .

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

This is typical of what you hear when you spend all day running sound for the leadership of the Milwaukee Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran's annual Plenary.

500 years of reformation, and I get better jokes out of Jerry . . .  :|

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3243 on: June 09, 2017, 06:33:28 AM »
I just read a joke about a broken egg...It cracked me up................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3244 on: June 09, 2017, 06:38:00 AM »
I can post egg jokes all day long...I have a hen-cyclopedia full of them.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3245 on: June 09, 2017, 06:40:05 AM »
No, no, Jerry -- don't   It'd be a shell of a thing for us to put up with all day.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3246 on: June 09, 2017, 07:14:03 AM »
No, no, Jerry -- don't   It'd be a shell of a thing for us to put up with all day.


Ahh, Slim, relax . . . It's all just for yolks . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3247 on: June 09, 2017, 07:24:33 AM »
(This one will take a bit of basic egg-farmer knowledge):

Chris, don't bother trying -- you can't hold a candle to Jerry.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3248 on: June 09, 2017, 09:02:08 AM »
this guy was walking down the street w/ a fried egg on his head...I asked why he was doing that and he said ..." Because the boiled ones roll off...."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3249 on: June 09, 2017, 09:05:55 AM »
a magician turned his competitor into an egg...He was poaching his tricks.................... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3250 on: June 09, 2017, 09:16:58 AM »
JerFloy said:  "... Because the boiled ones roll off."



Jerry, I've gotta tell you -- that one was pretty good.  Thanks.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3251 on: June 09, 2017, 09:48:06 AM »
Same guy was dragging a chain..I asked why and he said"  You ever try PUSHING one " ?.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3252 on: June 09, 2017, 09:51:37 AM »
a chicken walks into a library and says " Buk buk buk"...Librarian surmises that the ol` hen wants 3 books. she hands over 3 books and the hen walks out. Librarian follows to see what the bird needs the books for and sees the chicken walk down to a pond and place the books in front of a bullfrog..The bullfrog says .."  reddit...reddit....reddit..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3253 on: June 09, 2017, 10:00:45 AM »
and who the hell is this jerfloy fella??  Looks like you...scrambled some letters............. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3254 on: June 09, 2017, 10:18:04 AM »
(This one will take a bit of basic egg-farmer knowledge):

Chris, don't bother trying -- you can't hold a candle to Jerry.

Omletting him have free-range on this for the rest of the day.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

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