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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 903150 times)

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Offline Podunk

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3135 on: February 10, 2017, 09:57:27 AM »
Witch valve did they replace? Intake or exhaust?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3136 on: February 10, 2017, 10:37:37 AM »
Just turn the other cheek Bob...you`ll be better off in the end...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3137 on: February 10, 2017, 10:38:13 AM »
....pooped myself out w/ all that typing..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3138 on: February 10, 2017, 10:39:07 AM »
...and be careful w/ your spelling...Slim is sorta anal about that...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3139 on: February 10, 2017, 10:41:17 AM »
...punctuation too..esp. the proper use of a colon.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3140 on: February 10, 2017, 01:10:50 PM »
Jerry, please don't use that word.  I've got my prescription for MoviPrep right here -- the fateful day is approaching.  Oh, crap. . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3141 on: February 10, 2017, 02:07:45 PM »
Reminds me of the Irish proctologist...Colon O`Scopy...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3142 on: February 10, 2017, 03:35:25 PM »
Jerry, I heard he use two fingers - just to get a second opinion!  :-o :-( :-P

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3143 on: February 10, 2017, 06:56:33 PM »
Witch valve did they replace? Intake or exhaust?

Exhaust, I believe :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3144 on: February 10, 2017, 09:33:45 PM »
When I was twelve I told my mom I wanted a watch for Christmas,
 but she wouldn't let me.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3145 on: February 10, 2017, 10:01:53 PM »
A friend went to Palm Springs this morning for a week's stay.  Since he just sent me these this afternoon, I guess he's bored already.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3146 on: February 10, 2017, 10:04:05 PM »
Witch valve did they replace? Intake or exhaust?

Exhaust, I believe :cheers:

Yep, the one in the middle of the pump before the final exhaust valve

Slim.... good to know you're about to give a Subaru about something...  :-D  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3147 on: February 11, 2017, 09:57:56 PM »
Slim-

Let's hope that they find out that you are a perfect Acura hole.

Will Willis # 6302

(Note to all, this was allowed to remain here because it was part of the conversation... it was not posted on Friday, but it was still pretty funny)
« Last Edit: February 12, 2017, 05:41:02 PM by Stainless1 »

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3148 on: February 17, 2017, 08:45:01 AM »
How does a lumberjack get online??  He logs on..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3149 on: February 17, 2017, 08:45:46 AM »
Does Mickey Mouse`s wife drive a Minnie van ????
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