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Offline Stainless1

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3090 on: December 30, 2016, 06:57:18 PM »
I'm gonna turn over a new leaf this New Years Eve.... wonder if the Nissan dealer will let me take one out  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3091 on: December 31, 2016, 12:43:41 PM »
I'm headed out to the Ford dealer -- I'm gonna break a Mustang.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3092 on: December 31, 2016, 01:23:50 PM »
I'm going to the Chevy dealer to shoot an Impala.
If Stan can post on Saturday I guess I can. :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3093 on: December 31, 2016, 01:52:22 PM »
All right:  I'm suffering a bit of Montezuma's revenge, so I'm going to the International truck dealer to get a binder.

Over to youse guys.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3094 on: December 31, 2016, 03:25:25 PM »
I'll see your Binder (got to be old to know they were called that) and at my age, go get me a new Pererbilt :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3095 on: December 31, 2016, 03:51:42 PM »
As long as we're comparing trucks with women, "How 'bout the Freightshaker on that honey over there?" (said one truck driver to another). :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3096 on: January 06, 2017, 08:01:21 AM »
 :?...............any-hoo..There was a Roman General who had an attack due to epilepsy whenever there  was a winter storm...It was always " hail-Seizure '.. :cheers:
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« Reply #3097 on: January 06, 2017, 08:03:11 AM »
I won a sapling as a door prize at the Winter Carnival !!!  I like this  Win-Tree weather !!! :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3098 on: January 06, 2017, 09:09:52 AM »
Jerry, go back to bed and take a nap.  Maybe when you wake up your jokes will be better.

Thank you. :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3099 on: January 06, 2017, 09:14:20 AM »
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At least Jerry's trying. Sometimes VERY trying. :-D :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3100 on: January 06, 2017, 09:14:49 AM »
As long as we're comparing trucks with women, "How 'bout the Freightshaker on that honey over there?" (said one truck driver to another). :dhorse:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3101 on: January 06, 2017, 09:29:24 AM »
"That's a PeterWorthShakin' ya got there, Mack!"

Next?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3102 on: January 06, 2017, 05:04:35 PM »
Maybe this will take some of the heat off Jerry ..... :-P

1.      When is the best time to buy a boat?  When there is a sail on it.

2.      Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?  Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

3.     What happens if you eat yeast mixed in with shoe polish?  Tomorrow morning, you will rise and shine!

4.     What do you call a pile of kittens?  A meowtain.

5.     What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?  A cat-has-trophy.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3103 on: January 06, 2017, 08:13:24 PM »
My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her,,,,,,,,actually she's not really my girlfriend,,,,,yet.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3104 on: January 06, 2017, 11:02:13 PM »
So Hoss, buy her some nylons... or better yet try silk stalking  :cheers:
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