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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2970 on: August 26, 2016, 09:34:49 AM »
Stainless, you've created a bridge that opens up the day to guitar puns.  Oh, no -- I can see a string of 'em coming up accelerando.

Thus ends the first bout . . .

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2971 on: August 26, 2016, 09:59:22 AM »
Pick, pick, pick. Is that all you know how to do????

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2972 on: August 26, 2016, 10:03:57 AM »
I would be willing to stick my neck out and say no, but it might get strung along

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2973 on: August 26, 2016, 10:42:45 AM »
Bravo !....Those were finger pickin` good.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2974 on: August 26, 2016, 10:51:39 AM »
I didn't think youse guys were capo-ble of such depravities to our language.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2975 on: August 26, 2016, 11:39:18 AM »
I took guitar lessons until my teacher went to jail....they busted him for fingering A minor..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2976 on: August 26, 2016, 11:40:09 AM »
what do you call a guitar that doesn`t work ???....A quitar................. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2977 on: August 26, 2016, 11:53:31 AM »
Ladies and Germs of the Forum:  Shall we let Jerry get away with taking our exercise of pure intellectual fun on a tangent just so he can feel he's contributing? :? :? :? :? :? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2978 on: August 26, 2016, 12:11:54 PM »
Ladies and Germs of the Forum:  Shall we let Jerry get away with taking our exercise of pure intellectual fun on a tangent just so he can feel he's contributing? :? :? :? :? :? :cheers:

IF YOU STOP HIM THERE WILL BE LITTLE REASON TO COME TO THIS SITE!!!!

All this fretting over a little humor is nuts!!!!

We need to bridge the gap between serious and humor in such a way to strike a chord with the community. Jerry shows action when it comes to extending the olive branch to the serious folk.

Hammer-on Jerry you can pull-off the win!!!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2979 on: August 26, 2016, 12:31:16 PM »
Nice of you to stick your....neck.... out for me Rob..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2980 on: August 26, 2016, 03:33:26 PM »
Ladies and Germs of the Forum:  Shall we let Jerry get away with taking our exercise of pure intellectual fun on a tangent just so he can feel he's contributing? :? :? :? :? :? :cheers:

YES!!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2981 on: September 02, 2016, 07:41:09 AM »
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus...The bartender says " You mean a martini? "..The Roman says " If I wanted a double...I would have asked for one..."     ( That better Slim ??? )
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2982 on: September 02, 2016, 07:42:58 AM »
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2983 on: September 09, 2016, 06:33:28 AM »
It's Friday, for cripe's sake, and nobody has posted a joke.

WTF?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2984 on: September 09, 2016, 06:55:38 AM »
It's Friday, for cripe's sake, and nobody has posted a joke.

WTF?

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