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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2925 on: July 08, 2016, 09:08:50 AM »
Oh yeah??...what would you say if I fed a stick of dynamite to a steer??..   That`s  abominable. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2926 on: July 08, 2016, 09:16:54 AM »
Jerry,  that was just terri-bull!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2927 on: July 08, 2016, 09:19:51 AM »
You do know that when a bull falls asleep,I you refer to him as a........ bull dozer!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2928 on: July 08, 2016, 09:40:10 AM »
Running the same subject for two weeks in a row is a bunch of bull!  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2929 on: July 08, 2016, 10:19:48 AM »
Then steer the herd to a new pasture Pete.............. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2930 on: July 08, 2016, 11:19:53 AM »
A magician was working a nightclub in Acapulco.  He says to the audience, "Prepare to be astounded, on the count of three I will disappear from before your eyes".  He counts, "Uno, dos" and then POOF, vanishes without a "Tres".

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2931 on: July 08, 2016, 12:47:49 PM »
Monte...No kidding??  I have an addiction to magic tricks, In fact my therapist thinks I should confess my sickness to my wife. After I explained to him that I just can`t face her with the awful truth he suggested writing a letter instead....But I just can`t pick up the.....Penn and Teller.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2932 on: July 08, 2016, 01:12:16 PM »
Jerry, that leaves me speechless.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2933 on: July 15, 2016, 07:58:12 AM »
I was having a beer at the bar when a waitress screamed "Does anyone know C P R?"  I yelled back, " I know the whole alphabet!"  Everyone laughed.  Well, everyone except one guy.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2934 on: July 15, 2016, 08:01:52 AM »
A buddy of mine gave me an Epi-pen...It must be really valuable...He handed it to me just before he died........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2935 on: July 15, 2016, 08:06:17 AM »
What type of lights did Noah install on the Ark????.......Flood lights..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2936 on: July 15, 2016, 08:33:00 AM »
Noah was the first market wizard... he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2937 on: July 15, 2016, 08:50:13 AM »
....And  Sam Adams was the first multi-sport athlete....He was a Brewer AND a Patriot...................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2938 on: July 15, 2016, 09:28:09 AM »
....And  Sam Adams was the first multi-sport athlete....He was a Brewer AND a Patriot...................

His career as a Patriot was overinflated, but his cousin got traded to Washington.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2939 on: July 15, 2016, 02:02:52 PM »
The whole family played football...His sister was a wide receiver and his gay brother was a tight end..........
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