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Offline Dynoroom

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2910 on: July 01, 2016, 12:11:26 PM »

That is udderly ridiculous.......   :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2911 on: July 01, 2016, 12:34:27 PM »
Cow puns AGAIN ????.........I hope Slim doesn`t have a beef with it.......................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2912 on: July 01, 2016, 12:35:46 PM »
...he`ll come in at the tail end and put his hoof down.......... :dhorse: :dhorse: :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2913 on: July 01, 2016, 12:38:47 PM »
...Make no mi-steak....I`m not trying to steer this thread.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2914 on: July 01, 2016, 12:39:46 PM »
...I`ll go hide now...Unless someone else horns in...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2915 on: July 01, 2016, 12:40:55 PM »
Just Rib-bing you Jon...Don`t slaughter me...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2916 on: July 01, 2016, 12:42:45 PM »
If we could get Mr Fishbeck to change topic to turkey....would that be  Is-Stan-bull ???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2917 on: July 01, 2016, 12:53:09 PM »
That guy is un-beef-leaveable
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2918 on: July 01, 2016, 12:54:06 PM »

The stampede will be on now...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2919 on: July 01, 2016, 02:00:58 PM »
I think I'll just follow the herd.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2920 on: July 01, 2016, 03:13:58 PM »
What a bunch of Bull!  Reading it all made me laugh so hard I choked.  I went "Calf! Calf! Calf!".

Over to you, Monte. :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2921 on: July 01, 2016, 03:23:48 PM »
Sounds like the cows are coming in.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2922 on: July 01, 2016, 03:27:11 PM »

Yep Rouse, they're Hoofing it....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2923 on: July 01, 2016, 04:09:31 PM »
You guys are sure milking this for all it's worth

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2924 on: July 01, 2016, 04:13:36 PM »
A lot of energy this week.

I'll state my case from America's Dairyland about this overly energetic bovine bashing . . .

Drink milk - it's decalfinated.
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Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

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