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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2880 on: June 10, 2016, 10:42:29 AM »
Cat`s breeding with dogs...up is down...black is white...SJF posts on Thursday.....It`s the apocalypse  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2881 on: June 10, 2016, 11:29:36 AM »
Useless inventions
1.  “Control-alt-delete” wand.
2.   Toe plows
3.   Bread Gloves
4.   Hand Shades
5.   Battery Powered Battery Charger (Batteries not included)

Other useless items:

Artificial appendix
Solar powered flashlight
Biodegradable condom
Free-range vegetables
Inflatable dartboard
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2882 on: June 10, 2016, 11:31:35 AM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2883 on: June 10, 2016, 11:33:14 AM »
Cat`s breeding with dogs...up is down...black is white...SJF posts on Thursday.....It`s the apocalypse  :cheers:

Just be glad he didn't show the one about Sir Cumcision!  :-o :-o
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2884 on: June 10, 2016, 11:57:44 AM »
Woody...You left out  ' pedal powered Wheel chair".............. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2885 on: June 10, 2016, 12:03:58 PM »
 :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2886 on: June 10, 2016, 01:49:18 PM »
***Note***  Before the PC police get their knickers in a wad...My father (rest his soul) Lived through a MASSIVE stroke which left him completely paralyzed. I shall make all the wheelchair jokes I choose to. Thank you, Jerry
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2887 on: June 10, 2016, 06:16:27 PM »
When my kid was little he always refused to take a nap.... Yep the kid resisted a rest  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2888 on: June 10, 2016, 06:22:46 PM »
I'll never remember this  for next winter, so I have to tell you about the Frosty the snow man article I saw in the metro section... guess he was out drinking, didn't look both ways and ended up getting plowed
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2889 on: June 17, 2016, 08:28:57 AM »
I bought a sheep that was older than the seller told me it was...Patti took one look and said.."  Ewe were fleeced "... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2890 on: June 17, 2016, 08:33:58 AM »
Indeed
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2891 on: June 17, 2016, 05:08:07 PM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2893 on: June 17, 2016, 05:29:08 PM »
1.      Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage works best.

2.      People will believe you when you tell them that there are 4 billion stars in the sky, but if you tell them the paint is wet….

3.      I called a psychic once.  She asked who it was.   So I hung up.

4.      Don’t you dislike it when someone puts LOL at the end of every text?     I do…LOL.

5.      If you see a woman on the arm of an accordion player, it is probably a tattoo.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2894 on: June 17, 2016, 06:26:52 PM »
For all the men out there!!!