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Offline tauruck

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2790 on: March 11, 2016, 08:15:48 AM »
Jerry you're the world champion, period. :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2791 on: March 11, 2016, 08:17:30 AM »
I was a member of Heaven's Gate with Marshall and Bonnie :-o

John, I'm glad you were able to eshoe their influence . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2792 on: March 11, 2016, 11:22:33 AM »
I was a member of Heaven's Gate with Marshall and Bonnie :-o

John, I'm glad you were able to eshoe their influence . . .

But I did drive a Comet :-o
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2793 on: March 17, 2016, 11:50:56 PM »
I'm back,  a little bit.
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You will get jurasskicked!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2794 on: March 18, 2016, 07:52:00 AM »
what is red and round???..a red circle....enough of that, I have to go down to see my German barber...Herr Kutz.. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2795 on: March 18, 2016, 08:02:25 AM »
Mrs.Floydjer has a fear of elevators..but she` s taking steps to avoid them....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2796 on: March 18, 2016, 09:50:52 AM »
SSS: I deny any and all spelling/comma complicity for the following content! :x
1.     When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, essentially you become a vacuum cleaner.

2.     If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.

3.     I just read that 4,328,893 people got married last year. Hmmmm, shouldn’t that be an even number?

4.      A woman almost hit me while I was driving to work this morning.
         She changed lanes without paying attention because she was putting on makeup!
         I was so upset, I almost dropped my doughnut, cell phone, and razor while steering with my knees.

5.      A sign in front of a bar reads: Come in and meet your future ex-wife.

6.      What is the difference between an onion and an accordion? Nobody cries when you chop up an accordion.

7.     The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

8.     “I have found, by my own investigation, the internet contains an abundance of quotations by the famous which cannot be verified.”  – Abraham Lincoln

9.     How many substitute teachers does it take to change a light bulb?    None – they just leave it dark and show a movie.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2797 on: March 18, 2016, 11:00:36 AM »
Mrs.Floydjer has a fear of elevators..but she` s taking steps to avoid them....

I'm sure she gets lots of stares  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2798 on: March 18, 2016, 11:20:10 AM »
tread lightly Bob.................. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2799 on: March 18, 2016, 11:38:54 AM »
Woody, I'm having a bit of a time getting "complicity" to work.  I even looked it up in a paper dictionary.  I dunno -- yeah, but clumsy -- that'll be my call 'til further elucidation yields fruit. :-)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2800 on: March 18, 2016, 02:39:07 PM »
tread lightly Bob.................. :cheers:

Occasionally I can rise to the situation, otherwise I run, rarely in spirals depends on the case   :-D  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2801 on: March 18, 2016, 03:06:00 PM »
I knew you`d step up to the plate...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2802 on: March 18, 2016, 08:31:42 PM »
I was trying to escalate this tread but I may need a handrail Jerry  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2803 on: March 25, 2016, 08:19:16 AM »
How Long is a Chinese name................................................ :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2804 on: March 25, 2016, 08:20:44 AM »
didn`t like that one eh??  what did the baby porcupine say after he backed into a cactus???..." Mom?"
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