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« Reply #2760 on: January 29, 2016, 12:26:33 PM »

Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............

Heel boy, heel.
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« Reply #2761 on: January 29, 2016, 12:55:02 PM »

Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............

Heel boy, heel.
Eye let that one slip by....................
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« Reply #2762 on: February 05, 2016, 09:02:35 AM »

Police arrested two teen boys yesterday...One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged the first one and the other was let off................
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« Reply #2763 on: February 05, 2016, 09:18:59 AM »

Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............

Heel boy, heel.
Eye let that one slip by....................

You guys need to be careful, someone could get shanked.
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« Reply #2764 on: February 05, 2016, 10:30:45 AM »

Way to go Jerry. grin grin grin grin cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #2765 on: February 12, 2016, 01:31:32 AM »

KIWIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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« Reply #2766 on: February 12, 2016, 08:48:04 AM »

My cat Milo drank a bottle of vinegar....talk about a sour-puss......................... cheers
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« Reply #2767 on: February 12, 2016, 11:38:43 AM »

My job is secure . . . . . . . . .   no one else wants it!

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« Reply #2768 on: February 12, 2016, 11:40:34 AM »

You can consider yourself lucky in life . . . . . .  if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.

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« Reply #2769 on: February 12, 2016, 11:47:09 AM »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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« Reply #2770 on: February 19, 2016, 09:03:14 AM »

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?Huh...a Buccaneer....................
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« Reply #2771 on: February 19, 2016, 09:53:01 AM »

1.       How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

                        1 or 2   1…..or 2….?

 
2.       I heard there was a new store called Moderation.  They have everything in there.

 
3.       I ate warm seafood last night and now I feel a little eel….
 

4.      The person who invented the shovel had a ground-breaking idea.

 
5.      I dreamed about drowning in a sea of orange soda.  As it turns out, it was just a Fanta Sea.
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« Reply #2772 on: February 21, 2016, 07:00:38 PM »

Rest ya brain time
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« Reply #2773 on: February 26, 2016, 09:22:52 AM »

what was the most common illness aboard the starship Enterprise?Huh.....chicken Spocks
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« Reply #2774 on: February 26, 2016, 09:23:57 AM »

Bonus ****  what do you call a female moth??..A myth
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