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« Reply #2760 on: January 29, 2016, 12:26:33 PM » |
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Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............
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« Reply #2761 on: January 29, 2016, 12:55:02 PM » |
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Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............
Heel boy, heel. Eye let that one slip by.................... |
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« Reply #2762 on: February 05, 2016, 09:02:35 AM » |
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Police arrested two teen boys yesterday...One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged the first one and the other was let off................
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« Reply #2763 on: February 05, 2016, 09:18:59 AM » |
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Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............
Heel boy, heel. Eye let that one slip by.................... You guys need to be careful, someone could get shanked. |
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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. Douglas Adams
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« Reply #2764 on: February 05, 2016, 10:30:45 AM » |
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« Reply #2765 on: February 12, 2016, 01:31:32 AM » |
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« Reply #2766 on: February 12, 2016, 08:48:04 AM » |
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My cat Milo drank a bottle of vinegar....talk about a sour-puss.........................  |
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« Reply #2767 on: February 12, 2016, 11:38:43 AM » |
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My job is secure . . . . . . . . . no one else wants it! |
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« Reply #2768 on: February 12, 2016, 11:40:34 AM » |
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You can consider yourself lucky in life . . . . . . if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with. |
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« Reply #2769 on: February 12, 2016, 11:47:09 AM » |
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. |
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« Reply #2770 on: February 19, 2016, 09:03:14 AM » |
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How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?  ...a Buccaneer.................... |
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« Reply #2771 on: February 19, 2016, 09:53:01 AM » |
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1. How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 or 2 1…..or 2….?
2. I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything in there.
3. I ate warm seafood last night and now I feel a little eel….
4. The person who invented the shovel had a ground-breaking idea.
5. I dreamed about drowning in a sea of orange soda. As it turns out, it was just a Fanta Sea.
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« Reply #2772 on: February 21, 2016, 07:00:38 PM » |
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Rest ya brain time
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« Reply #2773 on: February 26, 2016, 09:22:52 AM » |
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what was the most common illness aboard the starship Enterprise? .....chicken Spocks |
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« Reply #2774 on: February 26, 2016, 09:23:57 AM » |
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Bonus **** what do you call a female moth??..A myth
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