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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2760 on: January 29, 2016, 11:26:33 AM »
Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2761 on: January 29, 2016, 11:55:02 AM »
Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............

Heel boy, heel.
Eye let that one slip by....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2762 on: February 05, 2016, 08:02:35 AM »
Police arrested two teen boys yesterday...One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged the first one and the other was let off................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2763 on: February 05, 2016, 08:18:59 AM »
Indeed it was...I need to toe the line around here.............

Heel boy, heel.
Eye let that one slip by....................

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2764 on: February 05, 2016, 09:30:45 AM »
Way to go Jerry. :-D :-D :-D :-D :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2765 on: February 12, 2016, 12:31:32 AM »
KIWIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2766 on: February 12, 2016, 07:48:04 AM »
My cat Milo drank a bottle of vinegar....talk about a sour-puss......................... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2767 on: February 12, 2016, 10:38:43 AM »
My job is secure . . . . . . . . .   no one else wants it!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2768 on: February 12, 2016, 10:40:34 AM »
You can consider yourself lucky in life . . . . . .  if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2769 on: February 12, 2016, 10:47:09 AM »
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2770 on: February 19, 2016, 08:03:14 AM »
How much did the pirate pay for his earrings????...a Buccaneer....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2771 on: February 19, 2016, 08:53:01 AM »
1.       How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

                        1 or 2   1…..or 2….?

 
2.       I heard there was a new store called Moderation.  They have everything in there.

 
3.       I ate warm seafood last night and now I feel a little eel….
 

4.      The person who invented the shovel had a ground-breaking idea.

 
5.      I dreamed about drowning in a sea of orange soda.  As it turns out, it was just a Fanta Sea.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2773 on: February 26, 2016, 08:22:52 AM »
what was the most common illness aboard the starship Enterprise????.....chicken Spocks
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2774 on: February 26, 2016, 08:23:57 AM »
Bonus ****  what do you call a female moth??..A myth
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