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« Reply #2730 on: December 04, 2015, 03:25:40 PM »

What does a cat get from walking on the beach?


Sandy claws

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« Reply #2731 on: December 11, 2015, 10:35:31 AM »

O.k...if that`s how to want to play.....what did the bald guy say when he got a comb for X-mas?Huh  " Thanks, I`ll never part with it...."
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« Reply #2732 on: December 11, 2015, 10:36:36 AM »

what is a snowman`s favorite song???.."Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow...."
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« Reply #2733 on: December 11, 2015, 07:21:34 PM »

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

 
Santa stopped at 3 ho's.   Dead Horse

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« Reply #2734 on: December 11, 2015, 07:22:15 PM »

 cheers
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« Reply #2735 on: December 18, 2015, 10:15:42 AM »

Why was santa`s helper depressed?Huh  He had low elf-esteem............
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« Reply #2736 on: December 18, 2015, 11:09:27 AM »

Why was santa`s helper depressed?Huh  He had low elf-esteem............

"You can't fool me - there ain't no sanity clause."

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« Reply #2737 on: January 01, 2016, 08:49:41 AM »

If 2015 were a person....I`d sue him for pain,suffering and lost wages.....happy New year everyone. cheers
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« Reply #2738 on: January 01, 2016, 10:59:53 AM »

Jerry, my hearing is a little bad.... but sorry you experienced pain and suffering in Las Vegas... most have fear and loathing...
Happy New Year all  cheers
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« Reply #2739 on: January 08, 2016, 08:47:06 AM »

Argon walks in to a bar...The bartender yells ' Scram..we don`t serve noble gases' The argon doesn`t react............
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« Reply #2740 on: January 08, 2016, 08:48:37 AM »

My new theory of inertia seems to be gaining momentum............
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« Reply #2741 on: January 08, 2016, 11:52:00 AM »

The closer you get to the speed of light, the longer you live shocked
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« Reply #2742 on: January 08, 2016, 11:58:20 AM »

My new theory of inertia seems to be gaining momentum............

I thought that was you, Jerry.  I just received your memo on the new stationary.
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« Reply #2743 on: January 08, 2016, 12:24:49 PM »

Uh-Oh.....I hear the spelling police......................
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« Reply #2744 on: January 08, 2016, 09:29:52 PM »

It wasn't moving.
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