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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2715 on: November 20, 2015, 07:36:52 AM »
A friend took his wife out for a drink...when they entered the bar, Some locals pointed and yelled " Pedophile!!!!  Child molester "!!!....he`s 56, she`s 22.....It really spoiled their 10th anniversary............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2716 on: November 20, 2015, 09:40:52 AM »
OK, to stray a little with a true story... one of my favorite burger joints has a burger and fries special, or sub in onion rings... since I'm a regular I asked the lady that takes orders to make mine kinky... she smiled and said half and half fries and rings.... yep... so I always order the kinky
The other day I ordered it pedo-kinky.... took her about 10 seconds... she said rings and tots...  :-D

OK, back to your regularly scheduled Friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2717 on: November 20, 2015, 06:04:55 PM »
Friday is my 2nd favorite F word.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2718 on: November 20, 2015, 07:51:15 PM »
After free?   :mrgreen:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2719 on: November 27, 2015, 07:49:56 AM »
When a child goes missing ,  a picture of them goes on a milk carton...If Caitlyn Jenner goes missing ...will they put his/her pic on a container of tranny fluid ?????? :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2720 on: November 27, 2015, 08:59:55 AM »
Seems there's a football game on this afternoon . . . GO HAWKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpU-AYZSoqc

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2721 on: November 27, 2015, 10:46:36 AM »
Seems there's a football game on this afternoon . . . GO HAWKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpU-AYZSoqc




Maybe they can do better than the Packers . . . . . . . . . . . :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2722 on: November 27, 2015, 12:16:38 PM »
When a child goes missing ,  a picture of them goes on a milk carton...If Caitlyn Jenner goes missing ...will they put his/her pic on a container of tranny fluid ?????? :evil:

 Nope, half and half  :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2723 on: December 04, 2015, 07:45:52 AM »
Why do ambassadors never get sick????...They have diplomatic immunity
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2724 on: December 04, 2015, 09:26:09 AM »
What lies on the ocean floor and shakes?






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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2725 on: December 04, 2015, 12:21:04 PM »
Do you know what whales like to eat????/  Fish and ships................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2726 on: December 04, 2015, 12:22:22 PM »
I need to know my pet whale`s weight.....I`ll take him down to the whale-weigh station..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2727 on: December 04, 2015, 12:44:18 PM »
Contrary to popular belief, Moby Dick is not a sexually transmitted disease.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2728 on: December 04, 2015, 02:21:58 PM »
No, maybe it isn't, but one thing it is, I discovered the other day, is the name of a strain of pot that's sold in Michigan.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2729 on: December 04, 2015, 02:23:03 PM »
While I'm sure there is an ocean full of fish jokes that will free your willy.... I think it is time we start to reflect on the season, and the big guy in the red suit that delivers potato chips to the good boys and girls.... Kris Pringle
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