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« Reply #2715 on: November 20, 2015, 08:36:52 AM »

A friend took his wife out for a drink...when they entered the bar, Some locals pointed and yelled " Pedophile!!!!  Child molester "!!!....he`s 56, she`s 22.....It really spoiled their 10th anniversary............
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« Reply #2716 on: November 20, 2015, 10:40:52 AM »

OK, to stray a little with a true story... one of my favorite burger joints has a burger and fries special, or sub in onion rings... since I'm a regular I asked the lady that takes orders to make mine kinky... she smiled and said half and half fries and rings.... yep... so I always order the kinky
The other day I ordered it pedo-kinky.... took her about 10 seconds... she said rings and tots...  grin

OK, back to your regularly scheduled Friday
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« Reply #2717 on: November 20, 2015, 07:04:55 PM »

Friday is my 2nd favorite F word.
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« Reply #2718 on: November 20, 2015, 08:51:15 PM »

After free?   afro

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« Reply #2719 on: November 27, 2015, 08:49:56 AM »

When a child goes missing ,  a picture of them goes on a milk carton...If Caitlyn Jenner goes missing ...will they put his/her pic on a container of tranny fluid HuhHuh evil
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« Reply #2720 on: November 27, 2015, 09:59:55 AM »

Seems there's a football game on this afternoon . . . GO HAWKS!



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« Reply #2721 on: November 27, 2015, 11:46:36 AM »

Seems there's a football game on this afternoon . . . GO HAWKS!






Maybe they can do better than the Packers . . . . . . . . . . . rolleyes
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« Reply #2722 on: November 27, 2015, 01:16:38 PM »

When a child goes missing ,  a picture of them goes on a milk carton...If Caitlyn Jenner goes missing ...will they put his/her pic on a container of tranny fluid HuhHuh evil

 Nope, half and half  grin
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« Reply #2723 on: December 04, 2015, 08:45:52 AM »

Why do ambassadors never get sick?Huh...They have diplomatic immunity
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« Reply #2724 on: December 04, 2015, 10:26:09 AM »

What lies on the ocean floor and shakes?






A nervous wreck!
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« Reply #2725 on: December 04, 2015, 01:21:04 PM »

Do you know what whales like to eat?Huh/  Fish and ships................
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« Reply #2726 on: December 04, 2015, 01:22:22 PM »

I need to know my pet whale`s weight.....I`ll take him down to the whale-weigh station..................
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« Reply #2727 on: December 04, 2015, 01:44:18 PM »

Contrary to popular belief, Moby Dick is not a sexually transmitted disease.

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
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« Reply #2728 on: December 04, 2015, 03:21:58 PM »

No, maybe it isn't, but one thing it is, I discovered the other day, is the name of a strain of pot that's sold in Michigan.

The stuff you learn on landracing.com, hey?
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« Reply #2729 on: December 04, 2015, 03:23:03 PM »

While I'm sure there is an ocean full of fish jokes that will free your willy.... I think it is time we start to reflect on the season, and the big guy in the red suit that delivers potato chips to the good boys and girls.... Kris Pringle
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