Landracing Forum Home
November 22, 2017, 12:15:47 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News:
BACK TO LANDRACING.COM HOMEPAGE
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  


(Note: Donations are not tax deductible)







Live Audio Streaming and Archives of Past Events
Next Live Event: TBD
Pages: 1 ... 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 [181] 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 ... 228   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 575416 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
wobblywalrus
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 64
Location: backwoods Oregon
Posts: 4445





Ignore
« Reply #2700 on: October 31, 2015, 07:35:47 PM »

This friday joke thread is one of the nicest parts of the week.
Logged
floydjer
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: grand rapids, michigan
Posts: 2238


"There is no duck side of the moon..."




Ignore
« Reply #2701 on: November 06, 2015, 09:28:22 AM »

How does a tree get on the internet?Huh  It logs on...........
Logged

I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
floydjer
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: grand rapids, michigan
Posts: 2238


"There is no duck side of the moon..."




Ignore
« Reply #2702 on: November 06, 2015, 09:29:10 AM »

My cat Milo is afraid of trees....Must be the bark............... cheers
Logged

I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
Milwaukee Midget
Global Moderator
Hero Member
***
Offline Offline

Age: 57
Location: Beerhaven, Wisconsin
Posts: 5934


Bonneville I/GT record holder - 122.539 mph


WWW
« Reply #2703 on: November 06, 2015, 10:43:30 AM »

While we're talking trees -

New movie starring Tom Hanks coming out about a curmudgeon who lives in the woods.

Forrest Grump 
Logged

"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  rolleyes

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!
floydjer
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: grand rapids, michigan
Posts: 2238


"There is no duck side of the moon..."




Ignore
« Reply #2704 on: November 06, 2015, 11:29:15 AM »

un-be-leaf-able Chris...............
Logged

I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
floydjer
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: grand rapids, michigan
Posts: 2238


"There is no duck side of the moon..."




Ignore
« Reply #2705 on: November 13, 2015, 09:32:50 AM »

My brother -in-law is so lazy...He thinks "manual labor" is a welter weight boxer from Mexico City.......... (truth be told...My bro` in law  builds the most gorgeous canoes and boats entirely by hand...drills holes using a brace )
Logged

I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
Milwaukee Midget
Global Moderator
Hero Member
***
Offline Offline

Age: 57
Location: Beerhaven, Wisconsin
Posts: 5934


Bonneville I/GT record holder - 122.539 mph


WWW
« Reply #2706 on: November 13, 2015, 09:41:41 AM »

My bro` in law  builds the most gorgeous canoes and boats entirely by hand...drills holes using a brace

For drainage?



Logged

"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  rolleyes

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!
floydjer
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: grand rapids, michigan
Posts: 2238


"There is no duck side of the moon..."




Ignore
« Reply #2707 on: November 13, 2015, 09:47:45 AM »

Such as this one....


* 4836896-Gorgeous_strip-wood_canoe-0.jpg (81.59 KB, 600x400 - viewed 130 times.)
Logged

I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
Stainless1
Administrator
Hero Member
***
Online Online

Age: 66
Location: Wichita KS
Posts: 6456


Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele Wichita, Kansas



« Reply #2708 on: November 13, 2015, 10:15:06 AM »

The group of canoers have all got their boats sorted, kit stowed and are impatiently waiting to get underway. One of their number, however, has emptied a huge bag of assorted types of headgear onto the ground. He picks one up, carefully examines it inside and out, and mumbles to himself, "six and five eighths". He then repacks the hat into his bag before picking up another one. He examines this one just as carefully and mutters "seven and a quarter!". He selects the next one, and the next, and the next, each time scrutinizing it meticulously before deciding on a number. This goes on for 10 minutes, and his mates are getting fed up. "Come on," says one, "We're all waiting for you. What do you think you are doing, anyway!"




"Just erring on the side of caution." he replies, "I'd sooner do all my cap-sizing on dry land!"
Logged

Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, MSA Bockscar Lakester with a little N20 
MSA Bockscar Lakester #1000 my fastest mile 245 and change, 84 ci turbobusa motor... but Corey's 233 MPH H/BFL record is still 3MPH faster than mine.
Stainless1
Administrator
Hero Member
***
Online Online

Age: 66
Location: Wichita KS
Posts: 6456


Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele Wichita, Kansas



« Reply #2709 on: November 13, 2015, 10:55:56 AM »

Last night I dreamed I wrote Lord of the Rings… Linda says I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Logged

Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, MSA Bockscar Lakester with a little N20 
MSA Bockscar Lakester #1000 my fastest mile 245 and change, 84 ci turbobusa motor... but Corey's 233 MPH H/BFL record is still 3MPH faster than mine.
Milwaukee Midget
Global Moderator
Hero Member
***
Offline Offline

Age: 57
Location: Beerhaven, Wisconsin
Posts: 5934


Bonneville I/GT record holder - 122.539 mph


WWW
« Reply #2710 on: November 13, 2015, 12:14:44 PM »

Seems wives are always trying to keep our bad Hobbits in check . . .
Logged

"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  rolleyes

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!
Milwaukee Midget
Global Moderator
Hero Member
***
Offline Offline

Age: 57
Location: Beerhaven, Wisconsin
Posts: 5934


Bonneville I/GT record holder - 122.539 mph


WWW
« Reply #2711 on: November 13, 2015, 12:36:54 PM »

Seems wives are always trying to keep our bad Hobbits in check . . .
Now that I think about it, Kate was Tolkein in Czech . . .
Logged

"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  rolleyes

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!
Stainless1
Administrator
Hero Member
***
Online Online

Age: 66
Location: Wichita KS
Posts: 6456


Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele Wichita, Kansas



« Reply #2712 on: November 13, 2015, 05:37:10 PM »

Linda asked me if I wanted to go to the YMCA with her for a jump rope exercise class.... I told her I'd rather skip it.
 cheers
Logged

Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, MSA Bockscar Lakester with a little N20 
MSA Bockscar Lakester #1000 my fastest mile 245 and change, 84 ci turbobusa motor... but Corey's 233 MPH H/BFL record is still 3MPH faster than mine.
Tybeeman
New folks

Offline Offline

Posts: 9




Ignore
« Reply #2713 on: November 19, 2015, 08:53:41 PM »

 cool
The king's messenger walked by the king's grove of unique flat bananas. These amazing flat bananas had a reputation throughout the land for their beautiful color and sweet aroma. Alas, only the king could taste them. To take one of the king's flat bananas carried a death sentence.
One day while passing near the flat banana grove the messenger who had missed breakfast while on a special mission for the king, couldn't resist the wonderful aroma. He hopped the fence and picked just one banana. He was delighted! It was the best banana ever.
Just then the king's guard saw him and arrested him.
The next day the hapless messenger was brought before the king to receive his just punishment. He plead his case and reminded the king of his years of faithful service. The king felt compassion and decided to spare the man.
Overcome with joy the messenger ran dancing and rejoicing, and when he reached the street he was struck and run over by a bus. He died instantly.
The moral.......





You should look both ways before crossing the street.

Happy Friday!
Logged
floydjer
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: grand rapids, michigan
Posts: 2238


"There is no duck side of the moon..."




Ignore
« Reply #2714 on: November 20, 2015, 08:34:31 AM »

 cheers


* th6JWQIB8Z (2).jpg (8.34 KB, 236x236 - viewed 102 times.)
Logged

I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
Pages: 1 ... 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 [181] 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 ... 228   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!


Google visited last this page November 03, 2017, 08:41:23 PM