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« Reply #2670 on: October 14, 2015, 07:52:01 PM »

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
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« Reply #2671 on: October 15, 2015, 07:41:39 AM »

 huh
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« Reply #2672 on: October 15, 2015, 07:54:26 AM »

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...



Pretty sure that is what Jerry's comment was about...  wink
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« Reply #2673 on: October 15, 2015, 09:26:28 AM »

--------> Blond Jokes

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« Reply #2674 on: October 16, 2015, 06:55:22 AM »

What day of the week do fish like the least?HuhHuh  FRY-DAY cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #2675 on: October 16, 2015, 08:43:25 AM »

Ever notice that "Monday" and "mundane" have the same phonetic prefix?

I was working a recording gig in the studio, and we were trying to get the percussion tracks down.

Every time the percussionist hit the floor tom, a low, sympathetic resonate frequency came through studio monitors.

"What's that?", asked the producer.

"Humdrum", I replied.

BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MONTE!
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« Reply #2676 on: October 16, 2015, 08:56:04 AM »

A couple of hackers opened a computer store here... when I went by to see what they had... they were closed  undecided

But there was a  note on the door.......   Gone Phishing

Monte had another birhtday?Huh?    
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« Reply #2677 on: October 16, 2015, 11:20:37 AM »

Happy after-birth day Monte...


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« Reply #2678 on: October 18, 2015, 01:40:55 PM »

Ever notice that "Monday" and "mundane" have the same phonetic prefix?

I was working a recording gig in the studio, and we were trying to get the percussion tracks down.

Every time the percussionist hit the floor tom, a low, sympathetic resonate frequency came through studio monitors.

"What's that?", asked the producer.

"Humdrum", I replied.

BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MONTE!

60 Hz humdrum, Chris?   grin

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
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« Reply #2679 on: October 23, 2015, 07:47:22 AM »

Pre-emptive Halloween strike....what type of music do mummies prefer???..... " wrap "
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« Reply #2680 on: October 23, 2015, 07:48:33 AM »

....why do demons and ghouls hang out together??/..Because demons are a ghouls`s best friend..............
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« Reply #2681 on: October 23, 2015, 09:29:46 AM »

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? ......... The polar bear.
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« Reply #2682 on: October 23, 2015, 10:35:44 AM »

Just ate at a Japanese motorcycle themed burger and wine bar called the "Cow 'N' Sake".
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« Reply #2683 on: October 23, 2015, 12:41:11 PM »

Halloween-ish for computer old-timers:

What do you get when you combine Lee Iacocca and Count Dracula? 

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autoexec.bat

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« Reply #2684 on: October 23, 2015, 12:49:49 PM »

Halloween-ish for computer old-timers:

What do you get when you combine Lee Iacocca and Count Dracula? 

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autoexec.bat

Mike

Love it!

Haven't seen one of those since I used Quarterdeck memory management tools! Spent lots of time in my autoexec.bat and my config.sys too!!!
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