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« Reply #2640 on: September 11, 2015, 08:17:02 PM »

I guess since we keep straying back to animal jokes....
If a dog gives birth to puppies on the side of the road should it be cited for littering.

happy Friday everyone  cheers
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« Reply #2641 on: September 18, 2015, 06:46:10 AM »

A sheep picked up a used Scrabble game at a garage sale, but when she got it home, she discovered all of the vowels were missing.

So she called Parker Brothers to inquire about purchasing replacement pieces.

She was informed by the shipping department that the A's, E's, O's and U's were no  longer available.

When she asked, "Why?", the clerk said, "Sometimes".

Frustrated, the sheep asked if there were any letters available.

The clerk replied, "I only have I's for ewes".

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« Reply #2642 on: September 18, 2015, 07:59:59 AM »

Chris, you've gone above and beyond with that.  Thank you. cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #2643 on: September 18, 2015, 09:07:39 AM »

Chris cheers..BRAVO !...what`s the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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« Reply #2644 on: September 18, 2015, 09:14:21 AM »

what sport do you play with a wombat?HuhHuh   " wom'
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« Reply #2645 on: September 18, 2015, 09:32:19 AM »

What sport do you play with a cannibal?

Canni.
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« Reply #2646 on: September 18, 2015, 09:49:26 AM »

or smack him with some Canadian club..............
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« Reply #2647 on: September 18, 2015, 09:51:52 AM »

There was a cat with 16 lives.....
It was run over by a 4x4.....
The poor cat died.....
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« Reply #2648 on: September 18, 2015, 09:59:52 AM »

With great power,
comes a great big electric bill.
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« Reply #2649 on: September 18, 2015, 01:26:04 PM »

Watt are you talking about Monte....?
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« Reply #2650 on: September 18, 2015, 02:34:34 PM »

Can't you tell? He alternates
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« Reply #2651 on: September 18, 2015, 02:42:13 PM »

That one went directly by me...
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« Reply #2652 on: September 18, 2015, 05:04:50 PM »

That hertz
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« Reply #2653 on: September 18, 2015, 05:10:28 PM »

I'm switched off right now.
Jerry, you need to shed some light. evil
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« Reply #2654 on: September 18, 2015, 05:40:58 PM »

What did one cannibal child say to the other cannibal child?


  Your Mom sure does MAKE good SOUP!
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