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« Reply #2625 on: September 04, 2015, 11:07:06 PM »

Was racing all day, almost missed SJF....

Monte, we will slow down for you, but if you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine
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« Reply #2626 on: September 11, 2015, 07:00:05 AM »

What is the chosen beverage of martial arts experts???.....Kara-tea
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« Reply #2627 on: September 11, 2015, 07:01:13 AM »

I heard on the news that another airline filed for bankruptcy..Must be runway inflation....... cheers
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« Reply #2628 on: September 11, 2015, 08:45:21 AM »

What is the chosen beverage of martial arts experts???.....Kara-tea
A nice choice with a plate of Kung Food . . .
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« Reply #2629 on: September 11, 2015, 09:45:41 AM »

What is the chosen beverage of martial arts experts???.....Kara-tea
A nice choice with a plate of Kung Food . . .
That was the entrée at the wedding of that celebrity martial artist that banned confetti at the service.....Chuck No-rice rolleyes
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« Reply #2630 on: September 11, 2015, 10:13:01 AM »

two for the price of one today...


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« Reply #2631 on: September 11, 2015, 10:22:51 AM »

Uh-oh...I hear the spelling police....................... evil
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« Reply #2632 on: September 11, 2015, 10:24:17 AM »

Thanks for saving me the time, Jerry.  I'm now frequenting another (very different subject) Forum - and am getting known as the Comma Cop there, too.  Don't ask me to tell you what forum - at least not here in public.
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« Reply #2633 on: September 11, 2015, 11:08:32 AM »

A sheperd is standing in the meadow will all the sheep.
One of the sheep turns to him and says, "Quit telling me what to do!"
The sheperd replys, "What?"
The sheep says, "you herd me."
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« Reply #2634 on: September 11, 2015, 11:14:34 AM »

That was really baaa.d..................
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« Reply #2635 on: September 11, 2015, 01:40:02 PM »

I just read an article about a big fire in the Saudi Sultan's palace.....



yep you guessed it...


the headline was .......




Smokey Eunuch reveals secrets  cheers
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« Reply #2636 on: September 11, 2015, 02:29:11 PM »

Hey Jon...Commas are important .They make the difference between a sentence that is well written and a sentence that is well,  written. cheers
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« Reply #2637 on: September 11, 2015, 02:33:43 PM »

Ya just can't pull the wool over ol Jerry's eyes.
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« Reply #2638 on: September 11, 2015, 02:36:10 PM »

And he is not sheepish about letting us know it!
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« Reply #2639 on: September 11, 2015, 02:37:36 PM »

Hey, that reminds me of a joke....
Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He did not see the ewe turn!!!
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