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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2610 on: August 28, 2015, 11:42:26 AM »
No kidding??? I just installed a doorbell  that uses the sound of a gorilla singing about table tennis.   I call it " The King Kong Sing-song- Ping pong - Ding -dong.   (gauntlet tossed )
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2611 on: August 28, 2015, 11:45:17 AM »
Just stay away from cat puns....They freak meowt :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2612 on: August 28, 2015, 02:06:29 PM »
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f***ing potatoes!"

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2613 on: August 28, 2015, 05:14:11 PM »
Whats the best way to catch a fish? Have some one throw it at you.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2614 on: September 04, 2015, 08:53:03 AM »
Do you know why you should never reveal a secret while you are in the garden?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2615 on: September 04, 2015, 10:41:19 AM »
geeez....Veggie jokes??  you get those from the farmer in the dell...Monte ????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2616 on: September 04, 2015, 10:44:03 AM »
I really liked my job at the calendar factory, but they fired me.

And all I did was take a day off!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2617 on: September 04, 2015, 11:06:09 AM »
geeez....Veggie jokes??  you get those from the farmer in the dell...Monte ?


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2618 on: September 04, 2015, 12:01:47 PM »
I`d made a good electrician....I`m well grounded...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2619 on: September 04, 2015, 12:12:03 PM »
You seem like a real down to earth character.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2620 on: September 04, 2015, 12:25:03 PM »
I don't think this comes as a shock to anyone.   :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2621 on: September 04, 2015, 01:51:01 PM »
...just have to work on my negative attitude........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2622 on: September 04, 2015, 01:52:54 PM »
...I conduit..won`t phase me a bit........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2623 on: September 04, 2015, 02:05:17 PM »
You all left me way behind....I was still on veggie jokes... :-(

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2624 on: September 04, 2015, 02:28:35 PM »
The other day I held the door open for a clown....It was a nice jester!
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.