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« Reply #2580 on: August 14, 2015, 09:04:37 AM » |
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What is blue and doesn't weigh very much?
Light blue!
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« Reply #2581 on: August 14, 2015, 10:28:06 AM » |
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Went out for dinner last night and saw they had a 'Chicken special'..I asked the waitress how the chicken was prepared and she said " Nothing special..We just flat out tell him he`s gonna die...."  |
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« Reply #2582 on: August 14, 2015, 10:32:27 AM » |
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What is blue and doesn't weigh very much?
Light blue!
Oh yeah??? Then what is blue and heavy?  ??....An elephant holding it`s breath......  |
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« Reply #2583 on: August 14, 2015, 10:44:13 AM » |
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Oh  are we doing on color jokes today I was thinking off color jokes would be better |
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« Reply #2584 on: August 14, 2015, 12:33:27 PM » |
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Oh are we doing on color jokes today I was thinking off color jokes would be better ...' yellow?...yellow?...Are you there Bob '...( aren`t you glad that you....."red" that ) |
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« Reply #2585 on: August 14, 2015, 02:02:42 PM » |
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Jerry, Jerry, how could you?
What you should have written to Stainless....Orange you glad you red this.
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« Reply #2586 on: August 14, 2015, 03:12:16 PM » |
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Jerry, Jerry, how could you?
What you should have written to Stainless....Orange you glad you red this.
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I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.
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« Reply #2587 on: August 14, 2015, 05:06:10 PM » |
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On the other side, Stainless is never a hue such as blue, he is always "shinny"
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Life is an abrasive. Whether you get ground away or polished to a shine depends on what you are made of.
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« Reply #2588 on: August 20, 2015, 10:35:27 PM » |
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I was on crutches for about 9 months in 72.
My Patella (knee cap) was removed.
The joke was, "What's green and hangs between two sticks"?.
A rotten cripple!!!!.
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« Reply #2589 on: August 21, 2015, 02:00:12 AM » |
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I went to the doctor because I got depressed every New Year's Eve. He said I was suffering from Auld Lanxiety.
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« Reply #2590 on: August 21, 2015, 08:54:31 AM » |
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orange you glad...??....Oh lord...fuchsia...every one of ya....  |
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« Reply #2591 on: August 21, 2015, 09:00:25 AM » |
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I`ve decided to change my diet....I`m eating nothing but clocks...Talk about time consuming...................
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« Reply #2592 on: August 21, 2015, 09:00:48 AM » |
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Typical answer Jerry. You've got me scouring the net for good jokes but they ain't as good as yours. Give us a good one for Friday. Make my day bro. |
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« Reply #2593 on: August 21, 2015, 09:06:24 AM » |
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Thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island... turned out to be an optical Aleutian. |
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« Reply #2594 on: August 21, 2015, 09:40:26 AM » |
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Thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island... turned out to be an optical Aleutian. THAT...is how this thread works...Bravo |
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