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« Reply #2580 on: August 14, 2015, 09:04:37 AM »

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much?



Light blue!
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« Reply #2581 on: August 14, 2015, 10:28:06 AM »

Went out for dinner last night and saw they had a 'Chicken special'..I asked the waitress how the chicken was prepared and she  said " Nothing special..We just flat out tell him he`s gonna die...." cheers
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« Reply #2582 on: August 14, 2015, 10:32:27 AM »

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much?



Light blue!
  Oh yeah??? Then what is blue and heavy?Huh??....An elephant holding it`s breath...... rolleyes
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« Reply #2583 on: August 14, 2015, 10:44:13 AM »

Oh  shocked are we doing on color jokes today  huh

I was thinking off color jokes would be better  cheers
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« Reply #2584 on: August 14, 2015, 12:33:27 PM »

Oh  shocked are we doing on color jokes today  huh

I was thinking off color jokes would be better  cheers
  ...' yellow?...yellow?...Are you there Bob Huh '...( aren`t you glad that you....."red"  that Huh ) cheers
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« Reply #2585 on: August 14, 2015, 02:02:42 PM »

Jerry, Jerry, how could you?


What you should have written to Stainless....Orange you glad you red this.
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« Reply #2586 on: August 14, 2015, 03:12:16 PM »

Jerry, Jerry, how could you?


What you should have written to Stainless....Orange you glad you red this.

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« Reply #2587 on: August 14, 2015, 05:06:10 PM »

On the other side, Stainless is never a hue such as blue, he is always "shinny"

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« Reply #2588 on: August 20, 2015, 10:35:27 PM »

I was on crutches for about 9 months in 72.
My Patella (knee cap) was removed.

The joke was, "What's green and hangs between two sticks"?.

A rotten cripple!!!!.
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« Reply #2589 on: August 21, 2015, 02:00:12 AM »

I went to the doctor because I got depressed every New Year's Eve. He said I was suffering from Auld Lanxiety.

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« Reply #2590 on: August 21, 2015, 08:54:31 AM »

orange you glad...??....Oh lord...fuchsia...every one of ya.... cheers evil
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« Reply #2591 on: August 21, 2015, 09:00:25 AM »

I`ve decided to change my diet....I`m eating nothing but clocks...Talk about time consuming...................
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« Reply #2592 on: August 21, 2015, 09:00:48 AM »

Typical answer Jerry.

You've got me scouring the net for good jokes but they ain't as good as yours.

Give us a good one for Friday. Make my day bro. cheers
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« Reply #2593 on: August 21, 2015, 09:06:24 AM »

Thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island... turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
 cheers
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« Reply #2594 on: August 21, 2015, 09:40:26 AM »

Thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island... turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
 cheers
THAT...is how this thread works...Bravo  cheers
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