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« Reply #2565 on: July 31, 2015, 12:48:23 PM »

Jerry, as usual we are all scrabbling to keep up with you.
That would be......fu-tile................
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« Reply #2566 on: July 31, 2015, 12:52:48 PM »

I`ll tell you who had the worst scrabble tile draw ever.....Old Mac Donald....."E-I-E-I-O" Dead Horse
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« Reply #2567 on: July 31, 2015, 01:02:46 PM »

Jerry:

I heard that during your absence, you had a successful exorcism???


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But then your check bounced and you were repossessed.

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« Reply #2568 on: July 31, 2015, 01:15:29 PM »

My wife and I got kicked off a National Express bus to London today.

All I did was stand up and shout " Ebola, I've got Ebola."

Anyone would think that Scrabble was illegal.

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« Reply #2569 on: July 31, 2015, 01:39:43 PM »

busses eh???...................a crossed-eyed friend of mine applied to be a bus driver.....I won`t stand in his way.....................
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« Reply #2570 on: July 31, 2015, 04:11:09 PM »

The MILF next door`s dog ate my scrabble tiles...he leaves clues everywhere

And it turns out his Subaru does spell....  grin
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« Reply #2571 on: July 31, 2015, 04:52:39 PM »

We invited a friend over the other night.

After a few drinks, he opened up about his past.

His mom died in a combine accident, and his dad was killed walking corn in a silo.

Seems he never learned to read or write, a hardscrabble life, indeed.

So we played Yahtzee . . .
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« Reply #2572 on: August 07, 2015, 12:16:42 AM »

Too funny not to share

 http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/toyota_aygo_crazy
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« Reply #2573 on: August 07, 2015, 05:02:26 AM »


Funny as hell!!

Some ad people have too much time on their hands . . . . . . . . . . .
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« Reply #2574 on: August 07, 2015, 09:12:38 AM »

I`ve taken up wood carving as a hobby...Learning whittle by whittle.............
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« Reply #2575 on: August 07, 2015, 09:13:41 AM »

......................two fish are swimming in a tank and one says" You man the guns and I`ll drive.............
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« Reply #2576 on: August 07, 2015, 02:18:43 PM »

......................two fish are swimming in a tank and one says" You man the guns and I`ll drive.............

Tanks for this Jerry, I needed it today.
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« Reply #2577 on: August 07, 2015, 03:01:47 PM »

   huh

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« Reply #2578 on: August 07, 2015, 03:03:46 PM »

If it shoots the guns, will it get turret syndrome?

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« Reply #2579 on: August 14, 2015, 04:30:52 AM »

Time to be more philosophical about life given all the problems with the salt.

Confucius say woman who fly aeroplane upside down bound to have crack up.

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