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Offline Milwaukee Midget

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2550 on: July 19, 2015, 07:00:41 PM »
Oh, good - he's okay.

You can go home now . . .  :wink:

Aw, shucks - you know better than that.

Welcome back, brother!  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2551 on: July 20, 2015, 08:47:35 AM »
Jerry, we were all worried about you....
and we missed your smart mouthed stupid jokes...
see you Friday  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2552 on: July 24, 2015, 08:24:23 AM »
Like jokes about pizza ? or are those too cheesy???.............how about a construction joke?..I`m still working on that ...........How about a joke about ropes?/ Nah, Skip it................ :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2553 on: July 24, 2015, 09:08:14 AM »
Like jokes about pizza ? or are those too cheesy???.............how about a construction joke?..I`m still working on that ...........How about a joke about ropes?/ Nah, Skip it................ :cheers:

Well, well, well....look what the cat dragged in. Meow that you are back maybe this thread will get a bit more traffic. Kinda tired of seeing how much we aren't racing lately, this could be a good distraction...or a catastrophe.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2554 on: July 24, 2015, 09:14:47 AM »
I very nearly got hooked into going fishing.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2555 on: July 24, 2015, 09:37:42 AM »
Like jokes about pizza ? or are those too cheesy???.............how about a construction joke?..I`m still working on that ...........How about a joke about ropes?/ Nah, Skip it................ :cheers:

Well, well, well....look what the cat dragged in. Meow that you are back maybe this thread will get a bit more traffic. Kinda tired of seeing how much we aren't racing lately, this could be a good distraction...or a catastrophe.
Maybe we can get the SCTA to make a special award for `liners.....A golden cup made from the aft section of a feline...a real  " cat -a$$-trophy'..... :cheers: :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2556 on: July 24, 2015, 09:56:58 AM »
We are all feline much better now that you are bace Jerry!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2557 on: July 24, 2015, 09:59:47 AM »
Oops, I misspelled back.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2558 on: July 24, 2015, 10:59:29 AM »
Some of us were worried about Jerry, but he's clearly feline fine . . .

We've been having kitty issues here in Milwaukee, and I ain't lion . . .

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/07/22/milwaukee-mountain-lion-cougar-spotted-twitter/30507877/
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2559 on: July 31, 2015, 06:43:52 AM »
Scrabble...All fun and games until someone loses an ' I ' :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2560 on: July 31, 2015, 06:45:55 AM »
reminds me of the time I dropped my scrabble game while crossing the road....neighbor asked ' what`s the word on the street? "
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2561 on: July 31, 2015, 07:08:46 AM »
Scrabble jokes cast their spell . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2562 on: July 31, 2015, 07:18:36 AM »

Scrabble, I think I will have some eggs.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2563 on: July 31, 2015, 08:50:38 AM »
The MILF next door`s dog ate my scrabble tiles...he leaves clues everywhere
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2564 on: July 31, 2015, 12:01:22 PM »
Jerry, as usual we are all scrabbling to keep up with you.