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Offline USFRAMONTE

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2460 on: March 27, 2015, 09:12:50 AM »
What did the momma horse say to her baby horse when it was time to go to sleep?


It's pasture bedtime!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2461 on: March 27, 2015, 09:41:44 AM »
I know barnyard humor has run a fowl on this thread... but a friends grandchild asked me this question and I had to wait for Friday to put it here

Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?


Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2462 on: March 27, 2015, 09:49:15 AM »
I'm scratchin' to come up with something.

Okay -

Why is the sheep shed so long and have so many windows?

Because it's a Lambosine.

I know, that was a stretch . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2463 on: March 27, 2015, 10:02:45 AM »

Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan  :cheers:

What if it's a hatch back?
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2464 on: March 27, 2015, 10:09:55 AM »
These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2465 on: March 27, 2015, 10:24:23 AM »
I'm scratchin' to come up with something.

Okay -

Why is the sheep shed so long and have so many windows?

Because it's a Lambosine.

I know, that was a stretch . . .

I'm sure that got somebody's goat . . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."     Albert Einstein

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2466 on: March 27, 2015, 10:35:51 AM »
These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.

Eggsactally...  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2467 on: March 27, 2015, 10:51:00 AM »
These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.

Eggsactally...  :cheers:

Stainless make a good ..yoke!!!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2468 on: March 27, 2015, 04:00:41 PM »
Hmm . . .

Late Friday, we've been riffing all day, and no pronouncement from floydjer?

The Jerry must be out.

 
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2469 on: April 10, 2015, 11:04:06 AM »
My neighbor and his wife had a huge argument the other day.  Windows were open - couldn't help but overhear it.

"Two months late?  What do you mean, two months late?  I mailed the rent checks on time!"


 
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2470 on: April 10, 2015, 11:47:42 AM »
I heard that Chris crashed his car into a news stand yesterday,

He was in all the newspapers!!

By the way, happy belated birthday Chris!!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2471 on: April 10, 2015, 12:17:46 PM »
I heard that Chris crashed his car into a news stand yesterday,

He was in all the newspapers!!

By the way, happy belated birthday Chris!!

Milwaukee Midget Racing always does a bang up job with the press.

Thanks, Monte!
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2472 on: April 11, 2015, 02:55:15 PM »
Kilts don't have zippers because, they scare the sheet.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2473 on: April 17, 2015, 10:25:12 AM »
HEY HAY HEY!?  W(here)TF are the Friday jokes/jokesters?  We're going to the comedy club tonight and I need to maintain my winning streak (I've won the free tickets for the next show 5 times out of 6).  I use many of the jokes from here -- but without today's I'll have to go surfing for other humor.  The club's contest only allows me one joke -- so make 'em good, and long ones are better than shorties (that's about how it seems in real life, too - doesn't it? :roll:).

A couple of weeks ago I ran across a great one -- but whether it was here or elsewhere I don't remember.  And, of course, I didn't write it down and now can't find it.  Please -- a good "story" joke for tonight.  Two or four or seventeen is better yet.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2474 on: April 17, 2015, 11:22:47 AM »
I once knew a girl named Virginia. We called Virgin for short, but not for long.