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« Reply #2460 on: March 27, 2015, 09:12:50 AM »

What did the momma horse say to her baby horse when it was time to go to sleep?


It's pasture bedtime!
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« Reply #2461 on: March 27, 2015, 09:41:44 AM »

I know barnyard humor has run a fowl on this thread... but a friends grandchild asked me this question and I had to wait for Friday to put it here

Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?


Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan  cheers
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« Reply #2462 on: March 27, 2015, 09:49:15 AM »

I'm scratchin' to come up with something.

Okay -

Why is the sheep shed so long and have so many windows?

Because it's a Lambosine.

I know, that was a stretch . . .
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« Reply #2463 on: March 27, 2015, 10:02:45 AM »


Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan  cheers

What if it's a hatch back?
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« Reply #2464 on: March 27, 2015, 10:09:55 AM »

These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.
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« Reply #2465 on: March 27, 2015, 10:24:23 AM »

I'm scratchin' to come up with something.

Okay -

Why is the sheep shed so long and have so many windows?

Because it's a Lambosine.

I know, that was a stretch . . .

I'm sure that got somebody's goat . . . . .
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« Reply #2466 on: March 27, 2015, 10:35:51 AM »

These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.

Eggsactally...  cheers
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« Reply #2467 on: March 27, 2015, 10:51:00 AM »

These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.

Eggsactally...  cheers

Stainless make a good ..yoke!!!
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« Reply #2468 on: March 27, 2015, 04:00:41 PM »

Hmm . . .

Late Friday, we've been riffing all day, and no pronouncement from floydjer?

The Jerry must be out.

 
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« Reply #2469 on: April 10, 2015, 11:04:06 AM »

My neighbor and his wife had a huge argument the other day.  Windows were open - couldn't help but overhear it.

"Two months late?  What do you mean, two months late?  I mailed the rent checks on time!"


 
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« Reply #2470 on: April 10, 2015, 11:47:42 AM »

I heard that Chris crashed his car into a news stand yesterday,

He was in all the newspapers!!

By the way, happy belated birthday Chris!!
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« Reply #2471 on: April 10, 2015, 12:17:46 PM »

I heard that Chris crashed his car into a news stand yesterday,

He was in all the newspapers!!

By the way, happy belated birthday Chris!!

Milwaukee Midget Racing always does a bang up job with the press.

Thanks, Monte!
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« Reply #2472 on: April 11, 2015, 02:55:15 PM »

Kilts don't have zippers because, they scare the sheet.

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« Reply #2473 on: April 17, 2015, 10:25:12 AM »

HEY HAY HEY!?  W(here)TF are the Friday jokes/jokesters?  We're going to the comedy club tonight and I need to maintain my winning streak (I've won the free tickets for the next show 5 times out of 6).  I use many of the jokes from here -- but without today's I'll have to go surfing for other humor.  The club's contest only allows me one joke -- so make 'em good, and long ones are better than shorties (that's about how it seems in real life, too - doesn't it? rolleyes).

A couple of weeks ago I ran across a great one -- but whether it was here or elsewhere I don't remember.  And, of course, I didn't write it down and now can't find it.  Please -- a good "story" joke for tonight.  Two or four or seventeen is better yet.
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« Reply #2474 on: April 17, 2015, 11:22:47 AM »

I once knew a girl named Virginia. We called Virgin for short, but not for long.
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