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Offline USFRAMONTE

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2445 on: March 13, 2015, 10:28:42 AM »
I can't decide if all of these comments are sharp or flat???  I'll have to stay tuned.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2446 on: March 13, 2015, 12:01:31 PM »
Now I remember where I first met Monte -

He was stationed at Fort Tissimo, and he was hanging out by the cleffs on the banks of the middle C in North D'Coda with Pia Nissimo.

Okay, at this point, I'm just vamping . . .

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2447 on: March 13, 2015, 12:38:35 PM »
What the fugue...?    :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2448 on: March 13, 2015, 02:44:47 PM »
I am sure all of this stikes a chord with Chris!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2449 on: March 13, 2015, 03:11:25 PM »
Chris, don't fret, I'll try not to string this topic along anymore.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2450 on: March 13, 2015, 03:18:14 PM »
We just need to find a rhythm and pick up the tempo.

By the way, Lawrence Welk had two daughters, each with the same first name -

Anna 1, Anna 2 . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2451 on: March 13, 2015, 05:05:09 PM »
Wunnerful, wunnerful.....turn off the bubble machine.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2452 on: March 14, 2015, 07:18:56 AM »
Neil and others --

You got me thinking about the Lawrence Welk show - and I bet that lots of us have forgot how he managed to find and bring along some great talents.  Remember the two girls/ladies that sang all the time on the show?  I forget which of them it was that grew up and had the baby that went on to world wide fame -- but gee, if it wasn't for Welk and then the Lennon sisters -- John might never have been born. :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2453 on: March 14, 2015, 11:03:19 AM »
Slim;

I thought that was Vladimir Lennon....

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2454 on: March 20, 2015, 08:32:22 AM »
I was reading through some technical manuals, and I discovered a suspension system with hollow components, filled with helium.

Very odd.

Spring is in the air . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2455 on: March 20, 2015, 10:05:19 AM »

Spring is in the air . . .


Valve spring or suspension spring?     Probably want to "duck" regardless . . . . . . .

Lots of geese in the air here,  bomber flights of them . . . . . . .   :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2456 on: March 20, 2015, 10:36:31 AM »
Temps are on the rebound here and we could go to a lighter subject.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2457 on: March 20, 2015, 11:25:55 AM »
A woman walks into the kitchen and finds her husband standing there with a menacing look on his face and a fly swatter in his hand.
"What are you up to?" she asks. 
"I'm hunting flys" he responds.
"Well, how is that going for you?"
"Hah! I have already killed 5 of the pesky varmints, 3 males and 2 females."
With a skeptical look she says, "And just how do you know that?"
"I got three of them on the beer cans, and the other two were on the phone!"

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2458 on: March 27, 2015, 08:31:22 AM »
I used to work in a guitar shop in a mall.

One day, a beautiful woman walked in.

"My boyfriend plays bass, and he keeps breaking G strings", she said, to which I replied,

"Frederick's of Hollywood is two doors down, but I don't know that they have a warranty department".
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2459 on: March 27, 2015, 09:00:11 AM »
MM, I see it's Friday and you're trying to start a new string. You must remember to cover the main parts, at least until the string breaks. On second thought it might be more entertaining after.

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