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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2430 on: March 13, 2015, 08:17:39 AM »
why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken???...It kept saying " Bach,Bach,Bach..........."

And he recently had muffler work done on his car.  He took it back to the dealer, complaining that when he accelerated onto the autobahn, it was making this sound ...

"Braaahhhms, Braaahhhms . . ."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2431 on: March 13, 2015, 08:41:48 AM »
You guys... I have to be careful while I read these... I almost cut off my finger laughing at that... I guess I shouldn't have been Chopin vegetables
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2432 on: March 13, 2015, 08:57:32 AM »
I hope that if you do cut off your finger Bob...You`re the type to quickly Mendle-son
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2433 on: March 13, 2015, 09:04:22 AM »
I just finished a nice cup of Polish tea with milk - I think it's called Chai-Cow-Ski.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2434 on: March 13, 2015, 09:07:15 AM »
And there's also a Three Stooges exhibit at the museum, featuring Moe's art.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2435 on: March 13, 2015, 09:09:05 AM »
It's tough getting a Handel on this topic.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2436 on: March 13, 2015, 09:11:47 AM »
And then there's that guy who set my beer mug on fire - Burn Stein.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2437 on: March 13, 2015, 09:16:04 AM »
Whew, I can't compose any thoughts after all that!  I will have to make notes for future reference.


On a different subject.......   What do you call a Chinese billionaire?


Cha Ching!!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2438 on: March 13, 2015, 09:29:29 AM »
Stainless, you must have been using the manual version of the cuisinart, the Mozart.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2439 on: March 13, 2015, 09:48:06 AM »
The kid's mom asked her if she wanted some ice cream - and the little girl replied "No, I'd rather have some Shubert"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2440 on: March 13, 2015, 09:49:28 AM »
What do you call an angry bicycle that's so mad it's growling?


A Gershwin.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2441 on: March 13, 2015, 10:09:18 AM »
I bought a new violin Vivaldi money I made...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2442 on: March 13, 2015, 10:10:09 AM »
I have a whole Listz of these.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2443 on: March 13, 2015, 10:18:05 AM »
I`m just Messiean around...heck ,If it`s not baroque,why fix it?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2444 on: March 13, 2015, 10:21:44 AM »
But seriously...Patti and I had our designed by Baroque Residential Design...We used to joke that they named it that because if you build one of their designs? You end up B-roke :cheers:
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