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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2415 on: March 06, 2015, 12:43:16 PM »
  .........Props for originality Monte....( Oh lord...I didn`t say "Prop" did I )?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2416 on: March 06, 2015, 01:01:08 PM »
What do you call a magician that has a pilots license?


A flying sorcerer!
[/quote  .........Props for originality Monte....( Oh lord...I didn`t say "Prop" did I )?

Props to Monte for getting it right the first time  :evil:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2417 on: March 06, 2015, 01:29:06 PM »
What do you call a magician that has a pilots license?


A flying sorcerer!
[/quote  .........Props for originality Monte....( Oh lord...I didn`t say "Prop" did I )?

Props to Monte for getting it right the first time  :evil:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2418 on: March 06, 2015, 03:40:05 PM »
I know one thing for sure......I canope keep up with all ya'll.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2419 on: March 06, 2015, 03:55:59 PM »
Duh....I misspelled "canopy".  See, I really can't keep up.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2420 on: March 06, 2015, 03:57:50 PM »
Okay, okay... I can see someone has got to inject a little reality into these postings..
In ordoor to header off any un-hinged mental states this weekend, you MUST view this documentary BEFORE Saturday!!!!
CAUTION!! Not suitable for children or lakester drivers.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2421 on: March 06, 2015, 05:07:13 PM »
Okay, okay... I can see someone has got to inject a little reality into these postings..
In ordoor to header off any un-hinged mental states this weekend, you MUST view this documentary BEFORE Saturday!!!!
CAUTION!! Not suitable for children or lakester drivers.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo


Now that's funny!!!  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2422 on: March 06, 2015, 06:05:21 PM »
The year that AZ had Daylight Saving Time was a nightmare. Going from CA to AZ, the time changed. Crossing the Navajo reservation, the time changed until you hit the Hopi reservation-- the time changed back until you were once again onto the Navajo Reservation. Then you crossed over onto NM and the time changed. Arrrggghhhh.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2423 on: March 06, 2015, 06:10:56 PM »
There are areas in Canada that have 1/2-hour different time zones -- and you think Daylight Saving is confusing.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2424 on: March 06, 2015, 06:33:13 PM »
Yeah, and I seem to recall that some place in the South Pacific is 15 minutes off.  What I have never been able to understand is how on earth do the planes keep from hitting each other.  I guess maybe they all just operate on Zulu time and screw the locals and what time they think it is?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2425 on: March 06, 2015, 10:28:49 PM »
Don't worry Jim, nobody will fly off the handle because you posted that... although, like Jerry's mom, some of these guys might take take the bus off the handle....  :roll:  they spend all their money on racing...
I think it is time to move on to the next thread, I gotta go out and cover my tomatoes... all that saved up daylight might burn them...  :roll: 
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2426 on: March 07, 2015, 08:12:23 AM »
One quick note for Jim: It was in late June 1963 that I first set my wristwatch (you know what those are, don't you, young folks?) to Zulu.  I still wear it set that way.  I change my thinking when we travel - instead of changing my timepiece.  Note to self:  Starting tomorrow morning mentally subtract four hours from the display.

PS  Thanks, Don, for letting me know what i missed.  Excuse:  Sore, dry, and cracked fingertips make for lousy typing).
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2427 on: March 07, 2015, 09:13:16 AM »
No problem, Jon.

I'm a way better pruuf reeder than I am a speller.   :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2428 on: March 13, 2015, 07:05:30 AM »
Children in the back seats of cars can cause accidents...and accidents in back seats can cause children. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2429 on: March 13, 2015, 07:12:18 AM »
why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken???...It kept saying " Bach,Bach,Bach..........."
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