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« Reply #2400 on: March 06, 2015, 08:06:22 AM »

what do you get when you cross a pilot w/ a magician???..a flying sorcerer cheers
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« Reply #2401 on: March 06, 2015, 08:07:36 AM »

We were so poor growing up that mom couldn`t fly off the handle...She took Greyhound off the handle...............
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« Reply #2402 on: March 06, 2015, 08:10:52 AM »

Two wrongs don`t make a right...But two Wrights made an airplane. ( just trying to get a theme going..Or you guys can just wing it....)
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« Reply #2403 on: March 06, 2015, 09:39:46 AM »

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three lefts do.
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« Reply #2404 on: March 06, 2015, 10:34:55 AM »

Two farmers were taking a break from their spring plowing.  An airplane flew over.

"Is that a mail plane?", asked one farmer.

"No, that's just the landing gear hanging down".
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« Reply #2405 on: March 06, 2015, 11:48:31 AM »

What do you call a magician that has a pilots license?


A flying sorcerer!
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« Reply #2406 on: March 06, 2015, 01:12:22 PM »

I know I'm coming in on the tail of this . . . . . .
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« Reply #2407 on: March 06, 2015, 01:13:19 PM »

But some of them are just too plane . . . .
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« Reply #2408 on: March 06, 2015, 01:16:29 PM »

Maybe we can elevate this to something with more altitude . . . . . .
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« Reply #2409 on: March 06, 2015, 01:17:06 PM »

But I could be just flappin' my flaps.
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« Reply #2410 on: March 06, 2015, 01:18:42 PM »

But some of them are just too plane . . . .
The thread appears to be rudderless today.
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« Reply #2411 on: March 06, 2015, 01:26:22 PM »

Surprised it hasn`t vectored off.....................
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« Reply #2412 on: March 06, 2015, 01:27:40 PM »

Maybe we should head out to the bar and get our  Ale-er-on ??
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« Reply #2413 on: March 06, 2015, 01:35:00 PM »

What do you call a magician that has a pilots license?


A flying sorcerer!
[/quote  .........Props for originality Monte....( Oh lord...I didn`t say "Prop" did I )?
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« Reply #2414 on: March 06, 2015, 01:36:38 PM »

Let you guys wing it and no one wants to spar?Huh ( he said while (s)cowling )
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