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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 944666 times)

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2400 on: March 06, 2015, 07:06:22 AM »
what do you get when you cross a pilot w/ a magician???..a flying sorcerer :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2401 on: March 06, 2015, 07:07:36 AM »
We were so poor growing up that mom couldn`t fly off the handle...She took Greyhound off the handle...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2402 on: March 06, 2015, 07:10:52 AM »
Two wrongs don`t make a right...But two Wrights made an airplane. ( just trying to get a theme going..Or you guys can just wing it....)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2403 on: March 06, 2015, 08:39:46 AM »
Two wrongs may not make a right, but three lefts do.
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish. The product of a demented hill billy who has found a way to live out where the winds blow. To sleep late, have fun, drink whiskey, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love or getting arrested.    H.S. Thompson

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2404 on: March 06, 2015, 09:34:55 AM »
Two farmers were taking a break from their spring plowing.  An airplane flew over.

"Is that a mail plane?", asked one farmer.

"No, that's just the landing gear hanging down".
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2405 on: March 06, 2015, 10:48:31 AM »
What do you call a magician that has a pilots license?


A flying sorcerer!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2406 on: March 06, 2015, 12:12:22 PM »
I know I'm coming in on the tail of this . . . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2407 on: March 06, 2015, 12:13:19 PM »
But some of them are just too plane . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2408 on: March 06, 2015, 12:16:29 PM »
Maybe we can elevate this to something with more altitude . . . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2409 on: March 06, 2015, 12:17:06 PM »
But I could be just flappin' my flaps.
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2410 on: March 06, 2015, 12:18:42 PM »
But some of them are just too plane . . . .
The thread appears to be rudderless today.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2411 on: March 06, 2015, 12:26:22 PM »
Surprised it hasn`t vectored off.....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2412 on: March 06, 2015, 12:27:40 PM »
Maybe we should head out to the bar and get our  Ale-er-on ??
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2413 on: March 06, 2015, 12:35:00 PM »
What do you call a magician that has a pilots license?


A flying sorcerer!
[/quote  .........Props for originality Monte....( Oh lord...I didn`t say "Prop" did I )?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2414 on: March 06, 2015, 12:36:38 PM »
Let you guys wing it and no one wants to spar???? ( he said while (s)cowling )
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