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Offline fordboy628

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2385 on: February 27, 2015, 02:01:53 PM »
...I`m "sill" waiting......You guys must be in a jamb for jokes........................

No, just waiting for a header one . . . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2386 on: February 27, 2015, 02:03:05 PM »
Some reputations hinge on this thread . . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2387 on: February 27, 2015, 02:04:10 PM »
But it's agreed that the participants are unlatched . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2388 on: February 27, 2015, 02:08:04 PM »
But it's agreed that the participants are unlatched . . . .
That was striking..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2389 on: February 27, 2015, 02:09:12 PM »
We should vote on these....Let`s raise a panel..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2390 on: February 27, 2015, 02:09:54 PM »
Guys, guys.  You're not going to win any points for stile here.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2391 on: February 27, 2015, 02:10:41 PM »
But it's agreed that the participants are unlatched . . . .
That was striking..................

And adoorable . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2392 on: February 27, 2015, 02:11:39 PM »
Slim is about to slam this one shut...We have crossed his humor threshold.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2393 on: February 27, 2015, 02:23:46 PM »
Goodness.....everyone of the responses is "overhead".

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2394 on: February 27, 2015, 02:26:14 PM »
Monte pulled that one out of his 'pocket "..........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2395 on: February 27, 2015, 09:29:00 PM »
Monte pulled that one out of his 'pocket "..........................


Well I thought this door thread might swing the other way but since it didn't we will just let it slide...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2396 on: March 01, 2015, 01:21:17 PM »
This thread can now go door-mant for a while

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2397 on: March 05, 2015, 05:18:38 PM »
If it's a screen door, DON'T yell through it!





it'll strain your voice.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2398 on: March 05, 2015, 08:40:58 PM »
First I was out

Now I'm in

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2399 on: March 05, 2015, 09:12:26 PM »
does that mean you are inside out
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