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« Reply #2325 on: February 06, 2015, 10:19:50 PM »

Do you know what a zebra is?




The largest size you can get.
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« Reply #2326 on: February 06, 2015, 10:32:46 PM »

Come on Ron..... When you were 12 ..... Loose Straps Means Flabby T--s
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« Reply #2327 on: February 06, 2015, 11:08:24 PM »

Lets stop, my finger's tired  tongue evil
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« Reply #2328 on: February 07, 2015, 02:54:21 AM »

Wow Jerry skips one Friday, the thread trails through the week a little... and them 4 pages... really  huh.... I figured someone would have their tit in the wringer spending this much time staying abreast of all this.
Hope Patti was able to foot the bill at the Doc...  cheers
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« Reply #2329 on: February 07, 2015, 01:34:02 PM »

I must be getting old. I had heard that one before and it went right over my head or brain fart or any other excuse I can come up with. I'll try to do better in the future. cheers

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« Reply #2330 on: February 07, 2015, 03:14:31 PM »

Thread had gone to he-- in a hand basket so I couldn't help myself.  Your forgiven Ron.... Seems like many of us can't seem to grow up------Oh Well.....JD
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« Reply #2331 on: February 08, 2015, 04:39:03 PM »

Why would you want to do that? No fun... cheers
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« Reply #2332 on: February 13, 2015, 08:43:23 AM »

I can`t remember the last time I went running...Maybe someone could jog my memory?............
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« Reply #2333 on: February 13, 2015, 08:44:14 AM »

......I used to run with my pet pig...But he pulled a hamstring.... cheers
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« Reply #2334 on: February 13, 2015, 10:06:09 AM »

God said to John, "come forth and you shall receive eternal life".

But he came fifth and won a toaster.
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« Reply #2335 on: February 13, 2015, 10:23:13 AM »

British use of the phrase "came"/"come" in describing position at the end of a contest.  In the American lexicon we'd say "came IN forth" or "... fifth", but some of us know you were right, Monte. cheers
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« Reply #2336 on: February 13, 2015, 11:00:50 AM »

At least Monte stays on topic.................I think in the long run...I`ll enter a marathon............ cheers
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« Reply #2337 on: February 13, 2015, 11:09:31 AM »

Methinks Jerry has us involved in a "run-on" topic today!
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« Reply #2338 on: February 13, 2015, 11:31:51 AM »

Good things come from inside. That must be why farts feel so good...
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« Reply #2339 on: February 13, 2015, 11:55:27 AM »

Fart jokes are no fair.  I don't object to discussing 'em at all -- but George Carlin did a pretty good job of telling them all to us and all you'd have to do is print out one of his routines.

For instance:  If there are two people in the elevator and one of them farts -- EVERYBODY knows who did it. cheers
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