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« Reply #2310 on: February 06, 2015, 11:17:01 AM »

without nipples......Boobs would be pointless.    ( google that poster...site wouldn`t let me up-load it )
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« Reply #2311 on: February 06, 2015, 11:22:53 AM »

Interesting subject, hey?  I grew up without hearing the word "brassiere" or even "bra" much at all.  For reasons known best to my mom, I thought said bits of apparel really were always called "Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders".

She had quite a lexicon about said female appendages.  And as for other parts of the human body -- well, I guess you had to grow up in our house.  What terms did youse folks hear about 'em?
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« Reply #2312 on: February 06, 2015, 11:24:09 AM »

When I was a teenager I heard the German word for bra was derfloppinderstoppin.

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« Reply #2313 on: February 06, 2015, 11:25:20 AM »

Slim...I was raised by a Baptist.....You don`t honestly think boobies were discussed do you??  NOW GET BACK ON TOPIC.  JB
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« Reply #2314 on: February 06, 2015, 11:25:32 AM »

This thread brings to mind many fond mammarys!
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« Reply #2315 on: February 06, 2015, 11:38:24 AM »

Thank you Monte...it`s hard for me to jug-gle work and keeping this thread on track..............
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« Reply #2316 on: February 06, 2015, 11:43:02 AM »

why do mermaids wear sea shells???   ...Because their boobs are too big for b-shells......
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« Reply #2317 on: February 06, 2015, 11:49:33 AM »

what do you call boobs that match exactley???..............Identitties......
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« Reply #2318 on: February 06, 2015, 11:50:55 AM »


Slim...I was raised by a Baptist.....You don`t honestly think boobies were discussed do you??  NOW GET BACK ON TOPIC.  JB

Jerry, we clearly have switched to a different discussion - why do you insist on bringing religion into this?

And Monte, yes, I'm aware of the trip hazards, having caught my foot in one of those Kevlar contraptions before.

The upside was when I went bra shopping for my wife, I was able to answer the lady's question regarding size.

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I've heard it said that anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

But I have a big mouth, and I am very wasteful.
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« Reply #2319 on: February 06, 2015, 11:57:05 AM »

Kevlar??? I prefer them felt.......
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« Reply #2320 on: February 06, 2015, 12:03:02 PM »

And besides Chris......Boobs can be a religious experience.................... wink
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« Reply #2321 on: February 06, 2015, 02:35:38 PM »

This subject is almost titillating.

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« Reply #2322 on: February 06, 2015, 03:20:19 PM »

Top view: B
Front view: oo
Side view: b
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« Reply #2323 on: February 06, 2015, 07:35:25 PM »

LSMFT........Old Lucky Strike ad.......any replies from when you were 12 ? ? ?
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« Reply #2324 on: February 06, 2015, 08:58:18 PM »

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

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