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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2295 on: February 06, 2015, 07:00:41 AM »
Thought my sister was bi-.........`cep........................... :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2296 on: February 06, 2015, 07:15:27 AM »
Have to hand it to Forboy...He was able to "rewrist" telling knuck-knuck jokes...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2297 on: February 06, 2015, 07:22:45 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on February 06, 2015, 07:15:27 AM
Have to hand it to Forboy...He was able to "rewrist" telling knuck-knuck jokes...............

Just didn't want to elbow anybody else away from them.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2298 on: February 06, 2015, 08:03:52 AM »
Reminds me of the guy that got his hand stuck inside his computer...He was inserting a thumb drive.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2299 on: February 06, 2015, 08:05:42 AM »
I used to be able to clap one handed...that was Zen..This is Tao............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2300 on: February 06, 2015, 08:06:51 AM »
Three of my fingers agree with me...My thumb and forefinger are opposed.......... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2301 on: February 06, 2015, 08:43:50 AM »
Walked into the bedroom last night and tripped over one of my wife's bras.



It was a booby trap!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2302 on: February 06, 2015, 09:24:25 AM »
Better nip that in the bud now Monte :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2303 on: February 06, 2015, 09:43:10 AM »
I am just trying to keep everyone a-breast of the dangers lurking out there!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2304 on: February 06, 2015, 09:47:30 AM »
I didn't kneed that . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2305 on: February 06, 2015, 09:51:47 AM »
Stay on topic Chris....Or i`ll take a strap to ya` :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2306 on: February 06, 2015, 09:58:42 AM »
Hey -- did you guys see the areola borealis last night?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2307 on: February 06, 2015, 10:07:45 AM »
I'd have more to say, but it's hard going tit for tat with you guys.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2308 on: February 06, 2015, 10:15:03 AM »
See? Slim has a feel for this topic..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2309 on: February 06, 2015, 10:15:20 AM »
Hard act to follow.

I'm like a deer caught in the "Headlights".
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