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« Reply #2295 on: February 06, 2015, 08:00:41 AM »

Thought my sister was bi-.........`cep........................... evil
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« Reply #2296 on: February 06, 2015, 08:15:27 AM »

Have to hand it to Forboy...He was able to "rewrist" telling knuck-knuck jokes...............
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« Reply #2297 on: February 06, 2015, 08:22:45 AM »

Have to hand it to Forboy...He was able to "rewrist" telling knuck-knuck jokes...............

Just didn't want to elbow anybody else away from them.
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« Reply #2298 on: February 06, 2015, 09:03:52 AM »

Reminds me of the guy that got his hand stuck inside his computer...He was inserting a thumb drive.............
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« Reply #2299 on: February 06, 2015, 09:05:42 AM »

I used to be able to clap one handed...that was Zen..This is Tao............
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« Reply #2300 on: February 06, 2015, 09:06:51 AM »

Three of my fingers agree with me...My thumb and forefinger are opposed.......... cheers
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« Reply #2301 on: February 06, 2015, 09:43:50 AM »

Walked into the bedroom last night and tripped over one of my wife's bras.



It was a booby trap!
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« Reply #2302 on: February 06, 2015, 10:24:25 AM »

Better nip that in the bud now Monte cheers
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« Reply #2303 on: February 06, 2015, 10:43:10 AM »

I am just trying to keep everyone a-breast of the dangers lurking out there!
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« Reply #2304 on: February 06, 2015, 10:47:30 AM »

I didn't kneed that . . .
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« Reply #2305 on: February 06, 2015, 10:51:47 AM »

Stay on topic Chris....Or i`ll take a strap to ya` cheers
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« Reply #2306 on: February 06, 2015, 10:58:42 AM »

Hey -- did you guys see the areola borealis last night?
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« Reply #2307 on: February 06, 2015, 11:07:45 AM »

I'd have more to say, but it's hard going tit for tat with you guys.
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« Reply #2308 on: February 06, 2015, 11:15:03 AM »

See? Slim has a feel for this topic..............
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« Reply #2309 on: February 06, 2015, 11:15:20 AM »

Hard act to follow.

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