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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2280 on: February 04, 2015, 12:22:16 PM »
This thread is my sole purpose for living....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2281 on: February 04, 2015, 12:24:12 PM »
Can`t believe not even one of you have asked if I waited on Patti hand and foot....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2282 on: February 04, 2015, 12:40:57 PM »
We figured she did not knee you  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2283 on: February 04, 2015, 01:02:06 PM »
Give them a foot and they'll make a smile!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2284 on: February 04, 2015, 01:35:14 PM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2285 on: February 04, 2015, 02:02:48 PM »
....And Slim steps up to the plate..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2286 on: February 04, 2015, 02:35:01 PM »
Land speed racers, give them a foot and they'll take a leg....................

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2287 on: February 04, 2015, 02:48:31 PM »
I was going to say something pithy but my tongue got all tied up.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2288 on: February 04, 2015, 02:50:04 PM »
Eyelet you guys run with this one long enough....
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2289 on: February 05, 2015, 06:51:18 AM »
Lace it up `til FRIDAY :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2290 on: February 05, 2015, 06:52:04 AM »
I never met a tarsal that I didn't like.
I guess you didn`t like my t-shirt idea????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2291 on: February 06, 2015, 05:51:58 AM »
Okay, it's Friday . . . . .

So I'm going to re-arm this thread.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2292 on: February 06, 2015, 06:05:20 AM »
Hopefully others will help shoulder the burden.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2293 on: February 06, 2015, 06:06:54 AM »
No one will point a finger at those who don't participate.
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2294 on: February 06, 2015, 06:57:34 AM »
Friday ...at last. :cheers:  Two guys are driving home from the bar and drinking beer when a cop stops them. One guy says to the other " Quick...  Let`s Peel off the labels and stick them on our foreheads"   The cop walks up and asks " You two drinking in there"?  Driver says " No". Cop asks what the labels on their heads are for.  Driver says " We are recovering alcoholics...We both use the patch".
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