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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2235 on: January 16, 2015, 11:19:13 AM »
Monte....are you ale-ing today??? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2236 on: January 16, 2015, 11:39:42 AM »
Monte....are you ale-ing today??? :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2237 on: January 16, 2015, 11:43:31 AM »
Looks like this may come to a HEAD.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2238 on: January 16, 2015, 11:46:40 AM »
If I may take this topic back to humor vs. puns vs. wordplay. . .

The fifth grade substitute teacher ran out of lessons one fine afternoon -- so decided that she'd have the kids tell what they wanted to be when they grow up.

First was young Kevin.  He said:  "Well, first I want to be a Marine pilot, and then retire from the Corps and become a billionaire.  Then I'll get me a fine lady as my personal hooker, giving her stuff like an infinite Visa card, her own apartment in Monaco, a million dollar Ferrari, and clothes from only the top designers.  Once she's mine I'll bang her like a screen door during a hurricane.  But she's mine."

The teacher was aghast and didn't know how to comment on such an outpouring without making it worse, so she simply moved on to the next student.

Sarah, what would you like to be when you grow up?

Sarah said "I want to be Kevin's hooker."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2239 on: January 16, 2015, 05:19:16 PM »
Since no one has posted lately I guess we can call this a DRAW.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2240 on: January 16, 2015, 05:36:33 PM »
Come on you guys -- can it!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2241 on: January 16, 2015, 11:08:44 PM »
Yep, it was best to quit while you were a head  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2242 on: January 17, 2015, 12:00:08 AM »
A head?. They Barley Hopped. :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2243 on: January 23, 2015, 06:53:42 AM »
Disney has a new movie about Cinderella`s really stupid boyfriend...It`s called " Dumb Beau"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2244 on: January 23, 2015, 12:50:48 PM »
What is the difference between a pooly dressed man on a tricycle, and a nicely dressed man on a bicycle?



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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2245 on: January 23, 2015, 12:56:42 PM »
My dad rode a one wheeled bike...It was a pop-cycle
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2246 on: January 23, 2015, 02:00:03 PM »
My dad rode a one wheeled bike...It was a pop-cycle

Jerry, uni 'd to tell us more about that.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2247 on: January 23, 2015, 05:04:39 PM »
These puns just keep being re-cycled.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2248 on: January 23, 2015, 05:10:15 PM »
No comments needed - from me, at least:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2249 on: January 26, 2015, 07:09:23 AM »
Note to self...DO NOT go camping with Slim.................. :evil:
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