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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2220 on: January 09, 2015, 09:10:54 AM »
I`ll hoof it out of here if that`s the tail end ............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2221 on: January 09, 2015, 09:14:59 AM »
Being a vegetarian is a missed steak............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2222 on: January 09, 2015, 09:36:17 AM »
Boy, talk about running a steak through his heart. Just for using his brains and tongue.  He wasn't even blowing his own horn.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2223 on: January 09, 2015, 10:20:39 AM »
I`ll try to rustle up a few more....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2224 on: January 09, 2015, 12:17:00 PM »
I think you can meat those expectations.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2225 on: January 09, 2015, 12:25:22 PM »
......Cud someone steer this thread in another direction? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2226 on: January 09, 2015, 12:30:10 PM »
My great grand father was a Knight...Sir Loin......Hmmm...Not a-moo-sed??   I see the Secret Service hired some cows....To beef -up security..........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2227 on: January 09, 2015, 12:32:07 PM »
I think we could chew on that awhile Jerry.  :dhorse:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2228 on: January 09, 2015, 12:33:08 PM »
Great cow-lection of puns...OK..A few were pasture prime........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2229 on: January 16, 2015, 06:59:11 AM »
I need some body work done on my Suburban...Anyone know of a shop they`d wreck-a-mend????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2230 on: January 16, 2015, 08:53:18 AM »
What do you call a woman standing between two goal posts?


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2231 on: January 16, 2015, 10:12:30 AM »
......Reminds me of the runaway beer truck that barrelled down a hill after the driver was mugged..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2232 on: January 16, 2015, 10:15:21 AM »
......Reminds me of the runaway beer truck that barrelled down a hill after the driver was mugged..................

Jerry, that joke was STOUT!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2233 on: January 16, 2015, 10:28:04 AM »
Aren't you guys going to the DARK side?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2234 on: January 16, 2015, 11:16:34 AM »
We had better be careful or Jerry will start frothing at the mouth, or his ill temper start brewing.