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« Reply #2220 on: January 09, 2015, 10:10:54 AM »

I`ll hoof it out of here if that`s the tail end ............
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« Reply #2221 on: January 09, 2015, 10:14:59 AM »

Being a vegetarian is a missed steak............
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« Reply #2222 on: January 09, 2015, 10:36:17 AM »

Boy, talk about running a steak through his heart. Just for using his brains and tongue.  He wasn't even blowing his own horn.

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« Reply #2223 on: January 09, 2015, 11:20:39 AM »

I`ll try to rustle up a few more....................
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« Reply #2224 on: January 09, 2015, 01:17:00 PM »

I think you can meat those expectations.

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« Reply #2225 on: January 09, 2015, 01:25:22 PM »

......Cud someone steer this thread in another direction? cheers
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« Reply #2226 on: January 09, 2015, 01:30:10 PM »

My great grand father was a Knight...Sir Loin......Hmmm...Not a-moo-sed??   I see the Secret Service hired some cows....To beef -up security..........
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« Reply #2227 on: January 09, 2015, 01:32:07 PM »

I think we could chew on that awhile Jerry.  Dead Horse

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« Reply #2228 on: January 09, 2015, 01:33:08 PM »

Great cow-lection of puns...OK..A few were pasture prime........................
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« Reply #2229 on: January 16, 2015, 07:59:11 AM »

I need some body work done on my Suburban...Anyone know of a shop they`d wreck-a-mend?Huh
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« Reply #2230 on: January 16, 2015, 09:53:18 AM »

What do you call a woman standing between two goal posts?


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« Reply #2231 on: January 16, 2015, 11:12:30 AM »

......Reminds me of the runaway beer truck that barrelled down a hill after the driver was mugged..................
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« Reply #2232 on: January 16, 2015, 11:15:21 AM »

......Reminds me of the runaway beer truck that barrelled down a hill after the driver was mugged..................

Jerry, that joke was STOUT!
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« Reply #2233 on: January 16, 2015, 11:28:04 AM »

Aren't you guys going to the DARK side?

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« Reply #2234 on: January 16, 2015, 12:16:34 PM »

We had better be careful or Jerry will start frothing at the mouth, or his ill temper start brewing.
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