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« Reply #2205 on: January 02, 2015, 09:58:34 AM »

Your gift will certainly help you lumber through the rest of your life together.
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« Reply #2206 on: January 02, 2015, 09:59:37 AM »

Gotta get to work so I'm going to trunkate my participation in this thread.  (Just don't get me started)
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« Reply #2207 on: January 02, 2015, 10:48:02 AM »

For a moment there, Chris, you really treed me.  Then I heard a dog bark and it got my mind to branch off in the right direction.  Okay, okay -- I'll leaf it alone for a while.  I will knot get any work done if I keep trying to stump all of you.
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« Reply #2208 on: January 02, 2015, 11:26:41 AM »

Jim... Work is the curse of the drinking class
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Midget, at least you didn't give her a fake fir
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« Reply #2209 on: January 02, 2015, 12:08:21 PM »

Jim
Wooden yew have per-fir-ed to stay home huh huh

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« Reply #2210 on: January 02, 2015, 12:20:05 PM »

Before going to the beech we had some maple syrup on our roasted chestnuts.  Don't needle me about it -- you'll just make an ash of yourself.
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« Reply #2211 on: January 02, 2015, 12:33:20 PM »

The farmer was out in his field counting the cows, he counted 196.


After rounding them up he had 200.
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« Reply #2212 on: January 02, 2015, 12:40:40 PM »

The farmer was out in his field counting the cows, he counted 196.


After rounding them up he had 200.

Somebody clearly drank the whole stein.

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« Reply #2213 on: January 02, 2015, 02:49:47 PM »

The farmer was out in his field counting the cows, he counted 196.


After rounding them up he had 200.

Somebody clearly drank the whole stein.


Chris, that clearly means you are not from Jersey.













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« Reply #2214 on: January 02, 2015, 02:51:46 PM »

Oh cow-mon, do you really expect us to bull-eve someone drank the hum-angus whole stein huh huh

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« Reply #2215 on: January 02, 2015, 03:18:51 PM »

No, no!  Don't steer him off in a new direction.
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« Reply #2216 on: January 02, 2015, 08:08:19 PM »

Very no bull of you Jon Dead Horse
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« Reply #2217 on: January 09, 2015, 08:22:22 AM »

Puns about steak are a rare medium well done.................. cheers
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« Reply #2218 on: January 09, 2015, 08:35:00 AM »

And Floydjer isn't mis-steak-en about that!  rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes

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« Reply #2219 on: January 09, 2015, 09:48:04 AM »

That's a prime example of getting T-boned in the flank.

But I'm glad we went from cows in general and are starting to get to the meat of the issue.

Jerry will steak his reputation on it.

Just ribbing you . . .
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