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« Reply #2175 on: December 05, 2014, 11:57:59 AM »

Speaking of, what do you call sad coffee?

Depresso.

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« Reply #2176 on: December 05, 2014, 01:35:52 PM »

Coffee should be depressed considering where it`s ...bean.................. cheers
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« Reply #2177 on: December 05, 2014, 03:21:36 PM »

I guess that could be considered a "home brood" comment.
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« Reply #2178 on: December 11, 2014, 11:01:46 PM »

I was talking with my Christmas tree about the holidays.

I mentioned I'll be happier when they're over.

The tree said he'll be de-lighted.
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« Reply #2179 on: December 11, 2014, 11:26:44 PM »

Your tree doesn't like being spruced up  huh

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« Reply #2180 on: December 12, 2014, 06:53:55 AM »

Your tree doesn't like being spruced up  huh

Mike

Are you needling me?
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« Reply #2181 on: December 12, 2014, 08:24:42 AM »

Glad to see you guys getting to the root of the issue....Anway, I went to see a real fat lady medium to have my future told...She was a four-chin teller.
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« Reply #2182 on: December 12, 2014, 09:07:22 AM »

Glad to see you guys getting to the root of the issue....Anway, I went to see a real fat lady medium to have my future told...She was a four-chin teller.
That's a sneaky way of getting round to another subject.

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« Reply #2183 on: December 12, 2014, 09:28:53 AM »

Don't forget the "PEAR" shapes. This early in the game it's all "low hanging fruit".

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« Reply #2184 on: December 12, 2014, 10:03:08 AM »

You guys continue with the tree puns and Slim will start barking......I`m tellin` ya..That medium had more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.............
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« Reply #2185 on: December 12, 2014, 10:28:39 AM »

"... Slim will start barking..."

And why knot?
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« Reply #2186 on: December 12, 2014, 10:56:03 AM »

I know that Jerry pines for the opportunity to needle someone.....
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« Reply #2187 on: December 12, 2014, 10:57:35 AM »

Do you know how you take a pig to the hospital?

In the hambulance!

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« Reply #2188 on: December 12, 2014, 11:27:06 AM »

The sun must be bacon Monte`s head...he`s punstopable.................... cheers
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« Reply #2189 on: December 19, 2014, 08:15:51 AM »

What washes ashore on tiny beaches???......Microwaves.....................
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