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Offline USFRAMONTE

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2175 on: December 05, 2014, 10:57:59 AM »
Speaking of, what do you call sad coffee?

Depresso.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2176 on: December 05, 2014, 12:35:52 PM »
Coffee should be depressed considering where it`s ...bean.................. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2177 on: December 05, 2014, 02:21:36 PM »
I guess that could be considered a "home brood" comment.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2178 on: December 11, 2014, 10:01:46 PM »
I was talking with my Christmas tree about the holidays.

I mentioned I'll be happier when they're over.

The tree said he'll be de-lighted.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2179 on: December 11, 2014, 10:26:44 PM »
Your tree doesn't like being spruced up  :?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2180 on: December 12, 2014, 05:53:55 AM »
Quote from: 4-barrel Mike on December 11, 2014, 10:26:44 PM
Your tree doesn't like being spruced up  :?

Mike

Are you needling me?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2181 on: December 12, 2014, 07:24:42 AM »
Glad to see you guys getting to the root of the issue....Anway, I went to see a real fat lady medium to have my future told...She was a four-chin teller.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2182 on: December 12, 2014, 08:07:22 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on December 12, 2014, 07:24:42 AM
Glad to see you guys getting to the root of the issue....Anway, I went to see a real fat lady medium to have my future told...She was a four-chin teller.
That's a sneaky way of getting round to another subject.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2183 on: December 12, 2014, 08:28:53 AM »
Don't forget the "PEAR" shapes. This early in the game it's all "low hanging fruit".

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2184 on: December 12, 2014, 09:03:08 AM »
You guys continue with the tree puns and Slim will start barking......I`m tellin` ya..That medium had more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2185 on: December 12, 2014, 09:28:39 AM »
"... Slim will start barking..."

And why knot?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2186 on: December 12, 2014, 09:56:03 AM »
I know that Jerry pines for the opportunity to needle someone.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2187 on: December 12, 2014, 09:57:35 AM »
Do you know how you take a pig to the hospital?

In the hambulance!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2188 on: December 12, 2014, 10:27:06 AM »
The sun must be bacon Monte`s head...he`s punstopable.................... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2189 on: December 19, 2014, 07:15:51 AM »
What washes ashore on tiny beaches???......Microwaves.....................
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