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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2145 on: November 21, 2014, 06:58:39 AM »
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer....Don`t know what he laced them with, But I`ve been trippin` all day...........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2146 on: November 21, 2014, 06:59:33 AM »
My pet frog ended his own life...He Kermitted suicide.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2147 on: November 21, 2014, 07:03:07 AM »
There is a kitchen fixture knocking at the door.....I should let that sink in....................... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2148 on: November 21, 2014, 08:53:41 AM »
Do you know how the make seven an even number?

Take away the s.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2149 on: November 21, 2014, 09:52:39 AM »
Number joke?????....I have nothing to add...................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2150 on: November 21, 2014, 10:11:57 AM »
Number jokes?  How many times have I said it:  Continue like that and you'll divide the group just trying to make it equal?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2151 on: November 21, 2014, 10:16:56 AM »
I think those subtracted from the thread..In fact, I`d be reluctant to...cosine a loan for those.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2152 on: November 21, 2014, 11:07:59 AM »
I think number jokes really add to the thread, not subtract.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2153 on: November 21, 2014, 11:10:09 AM »
My pet frog ended his own life...He Kermitted suicide.


I thought you were going to tell us he........croaked!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2154 on: November 21, 2014, 12:35:08 PM »
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2155 on: November 27, 2014, 12:10:48 PM »
It's a day early, I know, but this one is worth sharing with youse guys.  

Think it's windy and cold at your house?  Look at this - the official weather statement and forecast for us.  You might have to click to enlarge -- it's not easy to make screen shots big.  And once you can see -- please note the wind chill temperature and the wind speed.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2156 on: November 27, 2014, 12:15:28 PM »
All right, Slim!  Now's your chance.  Get that ole pickup truck of yours headed in the right direction and Andy Green's record should be a lay down!
1749 MPH? that's a heck of a wind!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2157 on: November 27, 2014, 01:45:58 PM »
Obviously the National Weather Service was hacked!!!  :-o :-o :roll: :evil:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2158 on: November 27, 2014, 09:24:20 PM »
All right, Slim!  Now's your chance.  Get that ole pickup truck of yours headed in the right direction and Andy Green's record should be a lay down!
1749 MPH? that's a heck of a wind!

Heck, just turn the car around, pull the chute and let nature take over!

Although this is not the first time Slim's posted a questionable weather report from the UP's NOAA station at Sawyer Airport.

At 1749, it should feel like -57.

They need to move the wind speed recorder from the end of the airstrip where that jet takes off.





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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2159 on: November 28, 2014, 08:41:01 AM »
I`ve been thinking about starting a thread about narcisism...But enough of you...let`s talk about ME :cheers:
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