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« Reply #2100 on: October 24, 2014, 07:28:02 AM »

I was feline good about posting that one.
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« Reply #2101 on: October 24, 2014, 08:56:24 AM »

I pawsitively will not be dragged into this one...........................
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« Reply #2102 on: October 24, 2014, 09:35:24 AM »

What's the matter, not feeling friskies today?
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« Reply #2103 on: October 24, 2014, 09:36:12 AM »

Let me guess, you have a claws in your contract that prevents you from further participation.
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« Reply #2104 on: October 24, 2014, 10:02:19 AM »

Un-fur-nately I do...So, If you`ll excuse me...I need to catch up on my litter-ature reading. cheers
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« Reply #2105 on: October 24, 2014, 01:16:51 PM »

Let's all paws for a moment to reflect on what Jerry has written...
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« Reply #2106 on: October 24, 2014, 01:19:50 PM »

BTW, where is Monte? I hope he isn't out on the catwalk again...or worse yet, lost his mouse.... I expected him to really sink his claws into this topic...
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« Reply #2107 on: October 24, 2014, 03:40:03 PM »

Not feeling very punny today.  undecided
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« Reply #2108 on: October 31, 2014, 07:17:51 AM »

Several years ago  I took part in a family trip to our homeland of Ireland...Out for a boat ride w/ two members of my clan when all of a sudden..A great commotion `bout a hundred yards or so across the water...man was fighting like the dickens with what had to be the world`s largest bass.  During the epic battle, Both oars dislodged themselves from the oar locks and floated away. he yelled across to Me..."  Aye Mate, Might I be borrowin` one of yer oars" "  To which I replied " They ain`t `ores...Ones me wife, The other is me sister" cheers
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« Reply #2109 on: October 31, 2014, 07:38:01 AM »

And if any of you feel a need to start in on fish puns, remember...Brevity is the...sole..of wit. cheesy
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« Reply #2110 on: October 31, 2014, 08:09:17 AM »

Who did the vampire take to the dance?

His ghoul friend of course.   rolleyes
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« Reply #2111 on: October 31, 2014, 08:19:13 AM »

What do you call a witch's garage?

A broom closet.


What do you call two witches living together?

Broommates.


What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
 
Benjamin Frankenstein
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« Reply #2112 on: October 31, 2014, 09:11:16 AM »

What was the Witch`s favorite subject in school?........Spelling.
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« Reply #2113 on: October 31, 2014, 10:11:44 AM »

This is so lame it's embarrassing......oh, wait a minute....

What's the best drink to serve at your Halloween party?

Ghoulade!



Have at it Jerry...
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« Reply #2114 on: October 31, 2014, 10:19:34 AM »

hmmmmm...Let`s see here...." Why DIDN`T the skeleton cross the road???  He didn`t have the guts.................
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