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« Reply #2070 on: October 03, 2014, 12:03:55 PM »

Who let Monte out of his cage??   Whoever you are...I hope you are koala-fied to put him back cheers
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« Reply #2071 on: October 03, 2014, 12:40:21 PM »

Who let Monte out of his cage??   Whoever you are...I hope you are koala-fied to put him back cheers

Go ahead and lock me up.....I will use my mon key to get right back out!!!
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« Reply #2072 on: October 03, 2014, 01:41:09 PM »

Stay out of my flowers if you get out.....especially the..chimp-pansies.
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« Reply #2073 on: October 03, 2014, 02:51:30 PM »

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".
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« Reply #2074 on: October 03, 2014, 09:50:06 PM »

Did you buy Humphrey at the Camelot?
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« Reply #2075 on: October 03, 2014, 10:21:21 PM »






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« Reply #2076 on: October 04, 2014, 01:44:50 AM »

will6er, that one came very close to going right over my head. It took 4-barrel Mikes's laugh before I recalled Humphrey and it all made sense. I was starting to be afraid senility was winning out!  grin grin grin cheers cheers cheers

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« Reply #2077 on: October 04, 2014, 11:28:01 AM »

I suppose that if you have to explain it to me

I'll still never understand.

I'll just go back to reading my Capt. Marvel comic book.

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« Reply #2078 on: October 04, 2014, 01:06:18 PM »

Freud:

See reply #2064 on the previous page.

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« Reply #2079 on: October 04, 2014, 03:10:19 PM »

I suppose that if you have to explain it to me

I'll still never understand.

I'll just go back to reading my Capt. Marvel comic book.

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« Reply #2080 on: October 04, 2014, 05:29:52 PM »

First, I apologize that this isn't Friday.  It's sadderday (for all who read this, I'm afraid).

Knowing that many of us land speed racers (and fans) are old enough to know better,
I thought that this one might not be wasted on you:

2001: A Space Odyssey was written by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke.  Can you
imagine what it would be like if it had been written by Cheech and Chong?  . . .

"Open the pod bay door, HAL.  I brought back Frank's body, that you sent flying off
into space.  You killed him, HAL."

"Who is it at the pod bay door?"

"It's me -- Dave.  Open the door, HAL."

"Dave?"

"Yeah."

"Dave's not here."
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« Reply #2081 on: October 10, 2014, 06:00:51 AM »

A cowboy saunters into a German car showroom and he says: “Audi!”

I went to the record shop and I said: “What have you got by The Doors?”
He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket.”

I went down the local supermarket, I said: “I want to make a complaint, this vinegar’s got lumps in it.”
He said: “Those are pickled onions"

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« Reply #2082 on: October 10, 2014, 07:05:34 AM »

i`m trying to cross-pollinate poison ivy with clover...hopefully I`ll get a rash of good luck............
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« Reply #2083 on: October 10, 2014, 07:44:35 AM »

Might take my cat bowling....He is an alley cat................. cheers
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« Reply #2084 on: October 10, 2014, 08:36:52 AM »


2001: A Space Odyssey was written by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke.  Can you
imagine what it would be like if it had been written by Cheech and Chong?  . . .

"Open the pod bay door, HAL.  I brought back Frank's body, that you sent flying off
into space.  You killed him, HAL."

"Who is it at the pod bay door?"

"It's me -- Dave.  Open the door, HAL."

"Dave?"

"Yeah."

"Dave's not here."

Now THAT is Brilliant!
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We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

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