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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2055 on: September 26, 2014, 09:30:39 AM »
hey wait a minute....heard??...Bull?....I made a funny !!!!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2056 on: September 26, 2014, 09:38:38 AM »
hey wait a minute....heard??...Bull?....I made a funny !!!!

Jerry, that was terri-bull !

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2057 on: September 26, 2014, 09:52:49 AM »
Thank you gentlemen................Monte...stop horning in on my puns. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2058 on: September 26, 2014, 10:11:31 AM »
Happy Birthday Floydjer. Another year, this is incredi-bull!!!!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2059 on: September 26, 2014, 10:21:15 AM »


Happy Birthday Jerry!!!!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2060 on: September 26, 2014, 10:51:13 AM »
Thank you gentlemen................Monte...stop horning in on my puns. :cheers:

Jerry, I have to make sure you don't 'steer' others towards the dark side!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2061 on: September 26, 2014, 10:58:21 AM »
Since it is your birthday today Jerry.... We should refer to you as the "Honora-bull" Birthday Boy Jerry!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2062 on: September 26, 2014, 11:05:58 AM »
Wow....Time for me to hoof it out of here...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2063 on: September 26, 2014, 10:04:35 PM »
Hey Jerry, happy birthday...

Just remember when the chips are down... be careful where you step
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2064 on: October 03, 2014, 07:07:59 AM »
I picked up my new pet camel !!  He doesn`t have a hump, So I named him Humphrey.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2065 on: October 03, 2014, 07:30:05 AM »
I went to the zoo the other day. It was completely empty of animals except for one dog.... it was a Shih Tzu.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2066 on: October 03, 2014, 09:13:14 AM »
So...The zoo was..... un-bear-able ????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2067 on: October 03, 2014, 10:13:10 AM »
So...The zoo was..... un-bear-able ????

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I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2068 on: October 03, 2014, 10:23:00 AM »
It`s good to be King :lol:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2069 on: October 03, 2014, 11:06:43 AM »
That's no lion!