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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2025 on: August 29, 2014, 12:20:41 PM »
I think both of you should take a paws.

We gots to gets 'em in this week, Monte -

You and I will be way too busy next Friday!  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2026 on: August 29, 2014, 12:25:56 PM »
I think both of you should take a paws.

I'll chew on it a little bit first...I am not sure your advice passes the sniff test.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2014, 12:27:37 PM by bbarn »
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2027 on: August 29, 2014, 01:28:23 PM »
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2028 on: August 29, 2014, 02:04:46 PM »
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2029 on: August 29, 2014, 02:12:29 PM »
I just caught the scent of this and I'm knot sure but it could be heat related.   :evil:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2030 on: August 29, 2014, 02:16:29 PM »
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
You don`t have to be such a....heel :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2031 on: August 29, 2014, 02:17:52 PM »
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
You don`t have to be such a....heel :cheers:

I bet most people would agree...you are barking mad!
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2032 on: August 29, 2014, 02:23:18 PM »
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
You don`t have to be such a....heel :cheers:

I bet most people would agree...you are barking mad!
Now you`re starting to ..tick me off................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2033 on: August 29, 2014, 02:30:24 PM »
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
You don`t have to be such a....heel :cheers:

I bet most people would agree...you are barking mad!
Now you`re starting to ..tick me off................

Keep this up and you will worm your way right into my heart....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2034 on: August 29, 2014, 02:36:18 PM »
Worm ????.....I think I have that on tape...................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2035 on: September 05, 2014, 07:18:00 AM »
I decided to learn sign language..I figure it may come in handy :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2036 on: September 05, 2014, 07:19:07 AM »
I quit my part time job as a circus juggler....just don`t have the balls for it.................. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2037 on: September 05, 2014, 08:16:59 AM »
Mahatma Gandhi, as you may know, walked barefoot, which left him with heavily calloused feet. He also was vegetarian and generally ate very little, which resulted in weak health and bad breath. All of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2038 on: September 05, 2014, 08:51:38 AM »
Sabat   www.instantrimshot.com  You`re welcome :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2039 on: September 05, 2014, 10:02:57 AM »
When I heard this joke, I knew just where to post it  :cheers: