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Offline USFRAMONTE

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2010 on: August 15, 2014, 09:51:07 AM »
He tears open the envelope and reads the question: "Name the three most important disappearing acts in the world".

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2011 on: August 15, 2014, 09:54:21 AM »
And the question is:

What famous people and event have been declared missing at sea?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2012 on: August 15, 2014, 10:27:47 AM »
Jon, your question was much better than mine!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2013 on: August 15, 2014, 01:19:03 PM »
From Peter, a buddy in Switzerland:

"A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL, LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but  who were both married to other people,  found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

 Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow!  That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own f....n’ blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End. "

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2014 on: August 22, 2014, 08:31:25 AM »
Why did the policeman smell???...Because he was " On duty"....!!!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2015 on: August 22, 2014, 08:34:20 AM »
How does the Man on the Moon cut his hair???......Eclipse it.............. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2016 on: August 22, 2014, 09:56:00 AM »
Never trust an atom...they make up everything!
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2017 on: August 22, 2014, 09:58:05 AM »
Whatever you do always give 100%....unless you are donating blood.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2018 on: August 29, 2014, 07:48:25 AM »
What do you call a retriever that does magic tricks???..A  Labracadabrador..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2019 on: August 29, 2014, 07:50:16 AM »
A Photon checks into a hotel...The clerk asks if he needs help w/ his bags and the photon say " No...I`m travelling light ...."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2020 on: August 29, 2014, 07:58:28 AM »
What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back?.









a Stick
« Last Edit: August 29, 2014, 08:44:34 AM by Stainless1 »

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2021 on: August 29, 2014, 11:18:41 AM »
What do you call a retriever that does magic tricks???..A  Labracadabrador..............
Sometimes I swear this thread goes to the dogs!
Other times I think it is spot on...
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2022 on: August 29, 2014, 11:56:12 AM »
What do you call a retriever that does magic tricks???..A  Labracadabrador..............
Sometimes I swear this thread goes to the dogs!
Other times I think it is spot on...
I think you should take that pun and....setter..over there..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2023 on: August 29, 2014, 12:15:00 PM »
The downside to dog puns on a computer is that their bark is worse than their byte . . .
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Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2024 on: August 29, 2014, 12:15:55 PM »
I think both of you should take a paws.