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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 790431 times)
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« Reply #1995 on: August 01, 2014, 12:07:11 PM »

trickydicky........right answer!
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« Reply #1996 on: August 01, 2014, 01:51:57 PM »

 cheers  cheers  cheers
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« Reply #1997 on: August 08, 2014, 07:32:17 AM »

In light of the weather to my west.............................I hear it rained cats and dogs...Hopefully no reindeer..............speaking of raining cats and dogs..Try not to step in the poodles... cheers   Maybe you guys could walk around on a stack of old books??? The Tomes that Dry Men`s Soles..Huh?? huh
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« Reply #1998 on: August 08, 2014, 10:17:20 AM »

As I think about it, this does give new meaning to the term being "waved" off by the starter.

Jerry, I may try to float some new jokes by you today, they could possibly launch you in a new direction.
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« Reply #1999 on: August 08, 2014, 12:33:08 PM »

Monte.....Why knot?Huh..( I know...rudderly ridiculous) cheers
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« Reply #2000 on: August 08, 2014, 01:14:06 PM »

Jerry, you keel me with these one liners!  Every once in a while, one sails over my head.
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Boy... dredging them up from the deep.
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« Reply #2002 on: August 08, 2014, 08:48:33 PM »

I do knot think this line of jokes will help anchor the Friday thread.  Most folks will coil in fear that it will stay in this list.  Let's lock our gimbals, change our heading and plot a new course...
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« Reply #2003 on: August 08, 2014, 09:46:09 PM »

Done a fair amount of sailing in my time.  Saw a LOT of stainless over the years.  Didn't (thankfully) have to listen to ANY of it though.  If I had had to listen to this, I probably would have walked the plank all on my own - ("lock our gimbals"Huh)
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« Reply #2004 on: August 14, 2014, 11:07:23 PM »

     Loose gear adrift sounding............... rolleyes
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« Reply #2005 on: August 15, 2014, 08:13:48 AM »

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She checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well-oiled bum. She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.  she pickd up the phone and started dialing.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you? " Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready! Now how does that sound?" He said, 
 
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« Reply #2006 on: August 15, 2014, 08:14:15 AM »

I got my arm broken in two places.....Doctor says I should stay out of those places.................
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« Reply #2007 on: August 15, 2014, 08:15:40 AM »

Guy walks into a bar carrying a chunk of asphalt...says " two beers...One for me and one for the road..... cheers
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« Reply #2008 on: August 15, 2014, 08:16:59 AM »

Know how to keep bacon from curling?Huh...Take away their little brooms evil
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« Reply #2009 on: August 15, 2014, 09:49:36 AM »

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