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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1980 on: July 25, 2014, 10:26:22 AM »
The technology involved in making a crash helmet goes over my head............................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1981 on: July 25, 2014, 11:06:58 AM »
The technology involved in making a crash helmet goes over my head............................

Hats off to you Jerry...that was a good one.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1982 on: July 25, 2014, 11:51:15 AM »
Just keep that one under your cap......I`ll bill you for it later :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1983 on: July 25, 2014, 03:10:08 PM »
A job cleaning mirrors..............  A career I can see myself in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1984 on: July 25, 2014, 04:15:32 PM »
Contrary to the popular myth, Slim's ancestors were not Vikings, but Northern Atlantic Pirates, whose conquests included Norway, Greenland, parts of Wisconsin and Minnesota.

Great warriors at sea, the Slimites were less adept at land conquests.

In 947 AD, many of his ancestors were wiped out by a descending horde of the Swiss Army, who, armed only with knives and corkscrews, sunk the entire Slimite fleet, leaving them no escape, and at the mercy of the Swiss.

The moral of the story . . .

If you live by the fjord, you will surely die by the fjord. 
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Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1985 on: July 25, 2014, 04:38:39 PM »
"I finally met the perfect girl.

I couldn't ask for more.

She's deaf and dumb and oversexed

And owns a liquor store. :|

This from a guy that doesn't drink alcohol and has Nancy for a wife - but still, it's a good line.  I got it from a mid-60s comedy 4-track tape of Woody Woodbury.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1986 on: July 25, 2014, 08:28:57 PM »
"Woody Woodbury?" what's next Jon, "Rusty Warren"?  :evil:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1987 on: July 25, 2014, 09:10:36 PM »
Woody Woodbury?  Rusty Warren?

Seems there are some old copulators here . . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1988 on: July 25, 2014, 11:51:04 PM »
Where does a bee stop for gas and to take a leak?                      At a BP station.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1989 on: July 26, 2014, 12:17:47 PM »
"Woody Woodbury?" what's next Jon, "Rusty Warren"?  :evil:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1990 on: August 01, 2014, 08:09:04 AM »
I think I know how batteries feel...I`m rarely included in anything.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1991 on: August 01, 2014, 08:10:48 AM »
what do you call dangerous precipitation??/   Rain of Terror...............Did I mention that  a stack of books fell on my head??? I only have my shelf to blame...............................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1992 on: August 01, 2014, 10:58:23 AM »
and a bigamist is an Italian fog?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1993 on: August 01, 2014, 11:34:15 AM »
Not a joke, but the best I could do for today....

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            Poor people have it?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1994 on: August 01, 2014, 11:54:29 AM »
Not a joke, but the best I could do for today....

What is: More powerful than God,
            More evil than the Devil,
            Rich people need it,
            Poor people have it?