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« Reply #1935 on: June 20, 2014, 11:09:40 AM »

What's purple and almost conquered the world?






Alexander the Grape.
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« Reply #1936 on: June 20, 2014, 11:30:24 AM »

What did the baby computer say to it's father?


Data!
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« Reply #1937 on: June 20, 2014, 11:32:54 AM »

When congress was asking Ford executives what they thought about all the problems at GM,


Their response was......we don't recall!!!
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« Reply #1938 on: June 20, 2014, 11:49:39 AM »

Chris...You mean they can`t ........." Keep their poop in a group " Huh?

Here in lies the problem - and we need to be politically correct here.

We're making broad, derogatory, wide paint-brush statements about a minority group based on their dietary choices and traditions.

So I humbly apologize to any cannibal who has taken offense to our recent series of jokes.

You know, on second thought . . .

EAT ME!



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« Reply #1939 on: June 20, 2014, 12:03:07 PM »

Chris...You mean they can`t ........." Keep their poop in a group " Huh?

Here in lies the problem - and we need to be politically correct here.

We're making broad, derogatory, wide paint-brush statements about a minority group based on their dietary choices and traditions.

So I humbly apologize to any cannibal who has taken offense to our recent series of jokes.

You know, on second thought . . .

EAT ME!



Your biting sarcasm is hard to swallow...................///////////

I'll have to chew on this comment a bit before I pass judgment.
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« Reply #1940 on: June 20, 2014, 12:14:32 PM »

............It is rather difficult to stomach..........
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« Reply #1941 on: June 20, 2014, 12:47:01 PM »

You guys keep making cannibal jokes, you could end up in hot water.
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« Reply #1942 on: June 20, 2014, 12:50:51 PM »

Somebody get a Mr Microphone for the new guy....He fits right in cheers   ( And that was not just....lip service )
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« Reply #1943 on: June 20, 2014, 01:42:49 PM »

Cannibals capture three racers on safari.  They are told they will be killed, eaten and their skins will be made into canoes.  The first, a NASCAR guy, asks to be killed quickly and painlessly, poison preferred.  The second, an NHRA type, asks for a pen and paper so he can write one last letter.  After watching the demise of the other two being killed, eaten and their skins stretched over canoe frames, the third and last, a land speed racer, asks for a fork.  The cannibals, confused looks on their faces, give him a fork where he begins stabbing himself all over yelling F U and your canoes, see if I float now!
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« Reply #1944 on: June 20, 2014, 02:35:48 PM »

The two cannibals were talking about last night's feast.  One of 'em asked the other if he'd had a good time - and the second guy said:

"I had a ball!"
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« Reply #1945 on: June 21, 2014, 01:14:27 AM »

A cargo plane full of Pepsi crashes in the new Guinea highlands.  A week later the search party from the coast finds the wreckage.  They ask the local chief "Have you seen the crew?"  He says "Yea.  We ate them."  The search party leader says "That is terrible.  Is there anything of theirs we can bring back to the families?"    The chief replies "We did not eat their penises.  Normally we would, but things go better with Coke." 
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« Reply #1946 on: June 21, 2014, 09:05:34 PM »

What did Jeffrey Dahmer's mom tell him?.

If you open that fridge heads are gonna roll.
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« Reply #1947 on: June 23, 2014, 02:55:34 PM »

What did Jeffery Dalhmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

Are you gonna eat that?
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« Reply #1948 on: June 24, 2014, 12:05:09 AM »

Matter and antimatter exist side by side.  Monday is antiFriday so they both exist at the same time in parallel universes.  This is a Friday joke over there.

The photon checked into the hotel.  The clerk signed him in and said "Where's your luggage?"  The photon sez, "I have none.  I am traveling light."
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« Reply #1949 on: June 24, 2014, 12:21:04 PM »

Loreana Bobbits ex husband,,, is now the sales rep. for Snap on tools !!!!!!
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