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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1920 on: June 19, 2014, 08:16:53 AM »
I was about to ask Jerry for an intervention  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1921 on: June 19, 2014, 09:18:43 AM »
Now, now, boys.  You can see by the subject line that this is the topic for FRIDAY jokes.  if you want to post jokes on any other day of the week you should at least do so using the other joke topic.

Of course, maybe it's already Friday in South Africa. :roll:

Sorry Jon, my bad. I jumped too soon. It's Thursday here. It would be cool if I was two days ahead. :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1922 on: June 19, 2014, 11:59:24 AM »
I was about to ask Jerry for an intervention  :cheers:
Thanks Bob....For a moment or two I thought my black-out days had returned ...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1923 on: June 20, 2014, 07:08:56 AM »
A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says " Hey" !!...The horse says " Sure " :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1924 on: June 20, 2014, 07:43:48 AM »
What do Billy the Kid and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1925 on: June 20, 2014, 07:49:53 AM »
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend on the way to the restroom?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1926 on: June 20, 2014, 09:08:02 AM »
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend on the way to the restroom?
  Same cannibal that was playing cards and threw-up a good hand ?????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1927 on: June 20, 2014, 09:32:29 AM »
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend on the way to the restroom?

 :-o

What - in the hallway?

That's disgusting!

Cannibals just can't keep their Subaru together.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1928 on: June 20, 2014, 09:55:34 AM »
After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.

He said, "no hablo ingles".

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1929 on: June 20, 2014, 10:16:15 AM »
Chris...You mean they can`t ........." Keep their poop in a group " ????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1930 on: June 20, 2014, 10:27:37 AM »
I guess one of the cannibal's friends was.......Gomer Pyle?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1931 on: June 20, 2014, 10:28:41 AM »
Cannibals don't eat clowns.  They taste funny.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1932 on: June 20, 2014, 10:48:22 AM »
FINALLY.....A new guy that understands how this thread works. Bravo  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1933 on: June 20, 2014, 10:52:23 AM »
Clowns make me choak
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1934 on: June 20, 2014, 10:53:27 AM »
Chris...You mean they can`t ........." Keep their poop in a group " ????

Here in lies the problem - and we need to be politically correct here.

We're making broad, derogatory, wide paint-brush statements about a minority group based on their dietary choices and traditions.

So I humbly apologize to any cannibal who has taken offense to our recent series of jokes.

You know, on second thought . . .

EAT ME!


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