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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 712735 times)
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« Reply #1905 on: June 06, 2014, 02:40:58 PM »

I have been severely jolted by the alternating current on this thread. However, I re-fuse to come up short. But I suppose it is
possible that SSS will install a lockout on me.
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« Reply #1906 on: June 13, 2014, 08:47:37 AM »

Did the guy that created the knock-knock joke get a" no bell prize"Huh cheers
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« Reply #1907 on: June 13, 2014, 09:02:33 AM »

Did the guy that created the knock-knock joke get a" no bell prize"Huh cheers

I don't think he did, but he was a dead ringer for the guy that invented the door knocker.
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« Reply #1908 on: June 13, 2014, 09:07:43 AM »

I guess I'm late with the electric joke thread, but that's because I'm usually full of reluctance and not very reactive.
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« Reply #1909 on: June 13, 2014, 09:15:41 AM »

Do you know what has 4 legs and an arm?


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« Reply #1910 on: June 13, 2014, 09:33:28 AM »

Which one does he lift?. grin
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« Reply #1911 on: June 13, 2014, 12:11:17 PM »

Did the guy that created the knock-knock joke get a" no bell prize"Huh cheers

I don't think he did, but he was a dead ringer for the guy that invented the door knocker.
Wasn`t he related to the arm-less guy who`s face rung a bell???
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« Reply #1912 on: June 13, 2014, 01:00:01 PM »

The above post is the sole property of Floydjer and does not reflect the views of the owners of Landracing.com or any other rational thinking human beings for that matter.
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« Reply #1913 on: June 13, 2014, 01:14:19 PM »

That's the first time that I've heard the owner of landracing.com called a rational thinking human.  Just sayin'.   grin

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« Reply #1914 on: June 13, 2014, 02:14:55 PM »

Hunh?  I'll take a ration of thinking before I figure out that one, Mike.
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« Reply #1915 on: June 13, 2014, 11:45:30 PM »

Quick Friday change-up - before it's Saturday.

A punk rock mockery from the Pommy Pigmy Playhouse - complete with bad English accents . . .


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« Reply #1916 on: June 13, 2014, 11:53:53 PM »

Ok.  Back to Big Joe Wiiliams.
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« Reply #1917 on: June 19, 2014, 01:57:13 AM »

Last night my wife and I were having some wine.

I heard her say "I love you so much.  I don't know what I'd do without you."

I asked "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She said "That's me talking to the wine."
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« Reply #1918 on: June 19, 2014, 07:06:54 AM »

Patrick Dolan was nearing his 18th birthday and very excited about the family tradition.

His father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.
On that special day they'd all walked across the lake to the pub for their first legal drink.

On his birthday Pat and his mate Mick took a boat and rowed out to the middle of lake.
Pat stepped off the boat and nearly drowned. Mick grabbed him and and barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused Pat went to see his grandmother.

Grandma, Tis my 18th birthday so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father and his father before him?Huh.

Grandma looked deeply into his troubled eyes and said "Because they were all born in December when the lake is frozen. You were born in July you fookin idiot"!!!!!!.
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« Reply #1919 on: June 19, 2014, 08:13:24 AM »

Now, now, boys.  You can see by the subject line that this is the topic for FRIDAY jokes.  if you want to post jokes on any other day of the week you should at least do so using the other joke topic.

Of course, maybe it's already Friday in South Africa. rolleyes
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