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« Reply #1830 on: May 09, 2014, 12:31:36 PM »

Sounds to me like a bunch of crop.
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« Reply #1831 on: May 09, 2014, 12:36:08 PM »

Jerry, you have planted more seeds.
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« Reply #1832 on: May 09, 2014, 12:42:42 PM »

My apologies, I was plowed when I posted that.
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« Reply #1833 on: May 09, 2014, 12:44:15 PM »

 I `ear ya
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« Reply #1834 on: May 09, 2014, 12:50:46 PM »

Shucks, I thought you were stalking me.
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« Reply #1835 on: May 09, 2014, 01:02:24 PM »

takes a while  till you can cultivate a fine row of puns like these..................
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« Reply #1836 on: May 09, 2014, 01:11:23 PM »

Sorry, I'm having a drought.
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« Reply #1837 on: May 09, 2014, 01:19:16 PM »

...Just stay grounded and plow on through........................
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« Reply #1838 on: May 09, 2014, 01:36:16 PM »

We always knew that Jerry is full of fertilizer!
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« Reply #1839 on: May 09, 2014, 01:41:19 PM »

But did you know Monte`s grand dad was going to buy a poultry farm??? ..........he chickened out............
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« Reply #1840 on: May 09, 2014, 01:42:10 PM »

reminds me of the time I tried my hand at cow milking....ended up straining a calf.................
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« Reply #1841 on: May 09, 2014, 01:43:29 PM »

I know a farmer that built a tractor comletely from fallen trees on his land...............It wooden go...................
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« Reply #1842 on: May 09, 2014, 01:45:06 PM »

I've been staying in a seedy hotel after receiving a Deere John letter from my comcubine
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« Reply #1843 on: May 09, 2014, 01:55:56 PM »

Reminds  me of the sadistic farmer.....He raised only beets................( I`m out,,,Have work to do)
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« Reply #1844 on: May 09, 2014, 02:00:47 PM »

This has been a very harrowing experience for me. (I have no work that I wish to do)   evil
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