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Offline salt27

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1830 on: May 09, 2014, 12:31:36 PM »
Sounds to me like a bunch of crop.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1831 on: May 09, 2014, 12:36:08 PM »
Jerry, you have planted more seeds.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1832 on: May 09, 2014, 12:42:42 PM »
My apologies, I was plowed when I posted that.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1833 on: May 09, 2014, 12:44:15 PM »
 I `ear ya
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1834 on: May 09, 2014, 12:50:46 PM »
Shucks, I thought you were stalking me.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1835 on: May 09, 2014, 01:02:24 PM »
takes a while  till you can cultivate a fine row of puns like these..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1836 on: May 09, 2014, 01:11:23 PM »
Sorry, I'm having a drought.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1837 on: May 09, 2014, 01:19:16 PM »
...Just stay grounded and plow on through........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1838 on: May 09, 2014, 01:36:16 PM »
We always knew that Jerry is full of fertilizer!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1839 on: May 09, 2014, 01:41:19 PM »
But did you know Monte`s grand dad was going to buy a poultry farm??? ..........he chickened out............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1840 on: May 09, 2014, 01:42:10 PM »
reminds me of the time I tried my hand at cow milking....ended up straining a calf.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1841 on: May 09, 2014, 01:43:29 PM »
I know a farmer that built a tractor comletely from fallen trees on his land...............It wooden go...................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1842 on: May 09, 2014, 01:45:06 PM »
I've been staying in a seedy hotel after receiving a Deere John letter from my comcubine

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1843 on: May 09, 2014, 01:55:56 PM »
Reminds  me of the sadistic farmer.....He raised only beets................( I`m out,,,Have work to do)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1844 on: May 09, 2014, 02:00:47 PM »
This has been a very harrowing experience for me. (I have no work that I wish to do)   :evil: