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« Reply #1815 on: May 02, 2014, 07:23:49 AM »

Did I mention my pet duck has a drug problem?? ....He`s addicted to quack................
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« Reply #1816 on: May 02, 2014, 12:40:26 PM »

Went for my routine checkup today, and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt.

So I'm looking for a new dentist.
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« Reply #1817 on: May 02, 2014, 01:29:05 PM »

Sticky way for that to ...end.. Chris.   Just take it on the cheek and don`t be down in the mouth....................
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« Reply #1818 on: May 02, 2014, 02:02:07 PM »

Incompetent.  He performed the procedure backwards, which left a bad taste in my mouth.
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« Reply #1819 on: May 02, 2014, 02:23:34 PM »

" Hole "  new meaning to Knuckle sandwich..................................
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« Reply #1820 on: May 02, 2014, 02:48:07 PM »

That has to be a real "bummer"!
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« Reply #1821 on: May 02, 2014, 02:50:22 PM »

Let's have the plumbers crack open the subject so we can get to the seat of the issue.  Otherwise I'll get really bummed.
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« Reply #1822 on: May 05, 2014, 06:31:30 AM »

I knew we could drag you down to our level Jon cheers
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« Reply #1823 on: May 09, 2014, 07:25:14 AM »

It`s difficult to explain puns to a kleptomaniac...They take things..Literally cheers
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« Reply #1824 on: May 09, 2014, 07:29:54 AM »

Know why you never see elephants hiding in trees???   Because they are REALLY good at it..................
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« Reply #1825 on: May 09, 2014, 08:54:49 AM »

Do you know how to stop a stampeding elephant? You cut off his stampeder shocked
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« Reply #1826 on: May 09, 2014, 09:04:34 AM »

Do you know how to stop a stampeding elephant? You cut off his stampeder shocked
Would you happen to know the going rate ....foreskin??? cheers
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« Reply #1827 on: May 09, 2014, 10:37:46 AM »

My grandfather was a farmer. He was always bragging about his "magic" tractor.

When I asked him why it was magic, he said "every time I drive it, it turns into a field".
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« Reply #1828 on: May 09, 2014, 11:23:33 AM »

Which, Of course...left Monte`s grand dad ...Out standing in his field........................
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« Reply #1829 on: May 09, 2014, 12:26:31 PM »

I think that made me furrow my brow!
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